Of all the places to have sex......!!!!!

[matriarch]

Why? Why on earth there?

Train crushes railway sex couple

A couple in South Africa who were having sex on a railway track in Mpumalanga Province have been killed by a goods train, police say.

Spokesman Abie Khoabane said it took place on Friday evening and the victims were yet to be identified.

He told local newspapers that the couple ignored the driver's shouts as he moved the train into the disused station in Kinross town.

"They continued with their business," he told the Sowetan paper.

According to South Africa's Beeld newspaper, the area was deserted with no cars or houses nearby.

The man died at the scene and the woman died later at hospital, the Sowetan reports.

The police have appealed for those with missing relatives to come forward to help with their investigation.

 

[rgraham666]

That's going to make for an interesting Darwin award.

 

[starrkers]

Guess they couldn't decide which was the "wrong side of the tracks".

 

[Corylea]

This is so obviously stupid that it makes me wonder if they were trying to commit suicide.

 

[emap]

That was my first thought. There is a sort of cult thingy about being killed by a train, on purpose as it were. Having sex while being hit by said train is a rather good way i suppose, your enjoying yourself then you die.

Course my next thought was they were high on something. I mean dang drugs get people to do the darndest things, including jumping off buildings because they think they can fly, attacking cops because they are cops, or the most popular one, high speed chases, they all seem to think they can get away from the cops, though i admit that one may not be because of drugs, but more of a I wanna be famous.

 

[Liar]

Even without the being-hit-by-train bit, a railway track seems like an awfully uncomfortable place to fuck.

 

[jomar]

Even without the being-hit-by-train bit, a railway track seems like an awfully uncomfortable place to fuck.

Probably helps if one is really drunk. Which would also explain why they didn't react to the train.

 

[tickledkitty]

Plot bunny!!!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Plot bunny!!!

Maybe, but a really sad one.

 

[tickledkitty]

Maybe, but a really sad one.

Yeah, I know, but you almost have to add some levity to make something like that bearable to even think about.

Anyway, the story would end when they did, so it wouldn't really be sad at all. I was thinking like a Romeo and Juliet kind of thing.

Ok, I'll stop being morbid.

 

[Saucy_Sage]

Yeah, I know, but you almost have to add some levity to make something like that bearable to even think about.

Anyway, the story would end when they did, so it wouldn't really be sad at all. I was thinking like a Romeo and Juliet kind of thing.

Ok, I'll stop being morbid.

Seriously. If you fall in love with someone from the wrong side of the tracks, you should probably be really careful where you meet.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I suppose you could tell it like a sort of brainless Winslow and trailer-thash Gertrude sort of thing. I still think it would be sad. I'm sure not going to give it a try.

 

[TE999]

This reminds me of a joke:

A dog was sitting by the railroad tracks when a train went by and cut off a piece of his tail.

When he went back to get it another train went by and cut off his head.

Moral: Don't lose your head over a piece of tail.

 

[tickledkitty]

I suppose you could tell it like a sort of brainless Winslow and trailer-thash Gertrude sort of thing. I still think it would be sad. I'm sure not going to give it a try.

Me neither. I was kidding. Sorta.

Anyway, I have enough unfinished stories languishing on my hard drive.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Me neither. I was kidding. Sorta.

Anyway, I have enough unfinished stories languishing on my hard drive.

 

[DesertPirate]

That's going to make for an interesting Darwin award.

We have a winnnner!!!

 

[nicole_quinn26]

That's going to make for an interesting Darwin award.

I just mentioned that to my friend the second I read this... wow... seriously just... wow