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Ode to sunstruck

Purple Haze

Purple Haze

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Oh I am so absolutely dumbstruck,
By a hottie in my dumptruck,
Makes me dream of screwy fun luck,
Clem chowdah and a rump fuck,

Wunder Wooooooomahn,
Gotta give my Wing-wanger to you-huh-hoo!
Wunder Wooooooomahn,
Bring your bracelets to meeeeeeeee, hee-he,

I'm a hopelessly romantic dumbcluck,
Wanna take her out to bumbfuck,
Gotta rub da wee-wees with sunstruck,
She's so hot you know,
Love her bikini show,

Bring your luscious boobers to meeeeeeeeeeee! :heart:
 
*ovation*

Another PH original.

Advance tix for the concert go on sale at all Ticketmaster outlets.
 
Problem Child said:
I think she should lick your peanutbutter pecker for that.
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Your helpful spelling buddy says kick.

Haze this display is not going to help. I don't have a twin sister and even if I did I'm not putting that thing up my ass.

Freak.
 
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sunstruck:
"Youe helpful spelling buddy says kick[/].

Haze this display is display is not going to help. I don't have a twin sister and even if I did I'm not putting that thing up my ass.

Freak.

Edit buddy sez:
You're and 'Haze this display is not going to help.'
 
sunstruck said:



Youe helpful spelling buddy says kick.

Haze this display is display is not going to help. I don't have a twin sister and even if I did I'm not putting that thing up my ass.

Freak.
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I did not mean kick, I meant lick. Why do you deign yourself worthy to change the meaning of my posts?

Your spelling buddy privileges are revoked until further notice.

Good day.
 
Problem Child said:



I did not mean kick, I meant lick. Why do you deign yourself worthy to change the meaning of my posts?

Your spelling buddy privileges are revoked until further notice.

Good day.
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I think I just got a verbal spanking. Kinky.

Thank you Never/Lexie.
 
seXieleXie:
"your. it's possesive, not a contraction of "you are"

Edit buddy sez:
Your. It's possesive, not a contraction of "you are."

:p
 
So Sunstruck has now had two poems written in her honor. You're not going to get a big head on us, are ya babe?
 
Just keep on telling us that sexie, we’ll believe you.

PC, Spelling Buddy has grown too large for you to control. Spelling Buddy is epidemic. Spelling Buddy’s quality has fallen dramatically.
 
RawHumor said:
So Sunstruck has now had two poems written in her honor. You're not going to get a big head on us, are ya babe?
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Yes, I now have the most inflated ego at Lit.
 
Never said:
Just keep on telling us that sexie, we’ll believe you.

PC, Spelling Buddy has grown too large for you to control. Spelling Buddy is epidemic. Spelling Buddy’s quality has fallen dramatically.
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Some people aren't qualified to be assistant spelling buddies. Sunstruck is a wonderful person, and she is trying to help but she cannot spell. I love football but I can't play defensive end for the Oakland Raiders either.

It is the way of the world.
 
Problem Child said:


Some people aren't qualified to be assistant spelling buddies. Sunstruck is a wonderful person, and she is trying to help but she cannot spell. I love football but I can't play defensive end for the Oakland Raiders either.

It is the way of the world.
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No I was just trying to be a wise ass. Stick with what you're good at I say. Spelling Buddy is a title I will never own. Spelling Buddy's Bitch maybe.

I think I'm going back to my original title.
 
It's okay sunstruck.. we still love you.
So, yah, what were you tanking about in that other thread?
 
Well, no.

You'll have to top my overinflated ego and that, I'm afraid, is quite the challenge. One you'll have to work much harder at as I get dozens of emails every week proclaiming me to be the best, sexiest, brightest genius there is.

Okay, two and usually from the StudMuffin, but still.
 
Never said:
It's okay sunstruck.. we still love you.
So, yah, what were you tanking about in that other thread?
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You really need to let things go. lol

Muffin I am fully willing to take on your ego, but if I may suggest an alternative? We combine forces to form a super ego and take out the rest of the board.
 
You know... if you just told me what you were thinking.
 
Never said:
You know... if you just told me what you were thinking.
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:eek:

Never, you're a woman. You know that actually saying what's on your mind, without using some sort of riddles or secret code, would violate the oath that you all have to take.
 
RawHumor said:


You know that actually saying what's on your mind, without using some sort of riddles or secret code
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omg, I do this. damn I fall further from manhood every stinkin day...
 
brokenbrainwave said:
omg, I do this. damn I fall further from manhood every stinkin day...
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What, like that's supposed to be news to us?

:D
 
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