oddly specific request - west coast ladies who like to masturbate before bed?

PhDinSB

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oddly specific request - ladies who like to masturbate before bed (~10PM-1AM PDT)

After posting to meet some people a few weeks ago and sending some PMs, I’ve met some nice women and have had some great sexy fun online and over the phone. But I seem to be finding mostly women who are looking for a one time thing, so here I am again, posting in hopes of finding someone who is in the same boat as me and is looking for someone to play with on a regular basis.

What I’m ideally looking for: someone to get off with in the evenings before I go to bed at night. I find nothing more relaxing and a better way to get ready for a good night’s rest then a good orgasm preceded by a long session of sexy talk with a sexy woman. I mean, I’m going to be masturbating anyway, so I figure why not try and find someone to do it with. Ideally, this woman would live on the west coast or mountain time zone…or at least have the same hours I do. I typically go to bed between 11PM and 1AM Pacific time, and while I’ve enjoyed many a hot session with the lovely ladies of the east coast and abroad, but many times, I find that just having a normal life and schedule prevents us from doing this on a regular basis. East coast ladies, if you’re a night owl and keep those hours, that would work too. Voice would be preferable, only because it’s easier logistically, but I type pretty fast too ;) I’m open to age, just as long as you like getting off as much as I do. I’d prefer unmarried/unattached women, but if you have someone I could let this one slide as long as it’s a situation where your partner knows what we are doing and is ok with it. I strive for the drama free life and I’d like to keep it that way.

What I bring to the table: I’d like to think I’m a pretty intelligent person, but I’m sure we all think that about ourselves. I do have a great imagination when it comes to sex/phone sex/roleplaying/cyber. Like I said, I type fast which I find helps a lot for the online thing. For the voice thing I happen to have a very nice deep voice. I’m a respectful and very laid back person, which means I’m not gonna be bugging you at all hours of the day, or get mad at you if you have a headache or something like that. I love talking about sex (don’t we all) but I’m also open to being friends and taking the time to get to know you. One, because I simply like meeting new people and two, because I find that like actually having sex, online play or phone sex gets better as you get to know the other person better as it allows you to find out what really turns each other on. And that I think more than anything makes me a good partner for this kind of thing. I really get off on knowing I am turning someone on and I love love love making women feel good and I love love love making women cum, both in real life and over the internets.

So there you have it, my latest personal for the ladies of lit. I know it’s kinda mechanical and straightforward, but if you get to know me, you’ll find that I’m a straight shooter who knows when he figures out what he wants, will just tell you what that thing is. That’s not to say I can’t be romantic or witty or a barrel of monkeys, but I figured honest and straightforward is the best way to go for me. If any ladies read this and just want to get to know me as a friend and have someone to chat with about sex, then by all means, please let me hear from you. But as I said before, I’m pretty sure a lot of us like to get off before going to bed, so why not find someone you like to do it with? Hope everyone is having a good day and thanks for taking the time to read. Feel free to PM with questions or the best way to get a hold of you and we can start the process of getting to know each other and on the road to a very very pleasant way to tuck ourselves in.

ps - you can find out more about me on my profile page, but the basic: 35 year single male in southern california, brown eyes, black hair, in reasonably good shape. Great smile, good with words, and loves sex.
 
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a bump before i leave work for the gym. hopefully when i get home i'll have a PM. seriously take pity on me and just send one to say hi so i don't feel so rejected by my empty inbox :p
 
I've been reduced to constantly commenting on my own thread to keep it on the first page! But I am undeterred. I know that you women who like phone sex are out there. And we will connect. And we will get to know each other. And we will have great phone sex. And we will have smiles on our faces the next morning as we think how much fun that was. And we will send flirty teasing messages to each other during the day. And we will look forward to bedtime where we know we will do it all over again.

Hope everyone is having a lovely day.
 
I'll bump you sweetie.

Ladies- you should definitely give him a try. You won't be disappointed.
 
Well Texas, don't you know how to make a guy feel good - you were no slouch yourself ;)

Umm...so does anyone know how to change the title of your thread? I wanted to get rid of the west coast part, as i am open to other parts of the country/world as long as it fit within a bed-timish night frame. I feel like I'm alienating all the lovely ladies of the Midwest and the East coast!
 
Well Texas, don't you know how to make a guy feel good - you were no slouch yourself ;)

Umm...so does anyone know how to change the title of your thread? I wanted to get rid of the west coast part, as i am open to other parts of the country/world as long as it fit within a bed-timish night frame. I feel like I'm alienating all the lovely ladies of the Midwest and the East coast!

I think you will have to repost the thread, there is no way to change the title. But if I was a chick, I would definitely go for this. Great post!
 
"Telecommuting" which means work naked :D

Ladies, let me hear from ya! What's the point of working from home if you're actually working?
 
I'm in your time zone and I think I meet your other requirements. Send me a PM and we can discuss the specifics.
 
Just got back from drinks with another OKCupid dud. Why are women I end up meeting on there so boring?

Anyways, if anyone wants to chat, lemme know.
 
Hola again

It turns out I have a very poor work ethic. Would rather do anything than work right now. Especially if that anything involves another sexy lit lady. The original ad still is open, but if you just want to chat, feel free to message me. Happy Hump Day, hopefully you're actually humping someone :D
 
LOL Wow, you sound so much like me that it's almost scary! Never thought I'd see the day that I'd find someone who seems to match me so well! Anyway, that being said, I guess I should introduce myself....Hiya, my name is Jana and it's very nice to meet you! :) A little bit about me.....I'm 35 yo, a single mom, living in Phoenix, AZ. Red hair, blue/gray eyes, dimples and a mischievous smile, I'm your typical "girl next door" on the surface, but if you delve a little bit deeper....well, that's a whole other story! I'm a very sexual person, I have a wide array if interests, but I'm also very selective when it comes to who I spend time with. I'm not quite living a nun's life, but pretty darned close since bar scenes and one night stands are just not my style. My last real relationship ended about a year ago and since then I haven't really found anyone I'm interested in playing with so....for the time being, I'm content to entertain myself instead! I wouldn't mind "sharing" by phone though, if you're interested? You can contact me via my profile if you are! Hope to hear from you soon!
 
Just so you know jana your contact options are switched off in your profile so he may not be able to. Just to let you know.
 
I second your endorsement, Texas. He is a catch. Ladies, this guy is fun, adventurous, listens to you when you talk, and knows how to please a woman.

Good luck, SB ;)
 
^^^
please see original post for details :)

Is it completely lazy of me to bump a personal i wrote a year ago? Probably, but the original text pretty much applies still today, so we'll just go with that for now. Only difference is that I'm 36 now! And I finished my dissertation!

Like so many of us, I'm back to lit after a bit of an absence but am looking forward to meeting new people and making new friends.

Cheers!
 
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WOW! You're completely lying, or you're a god, cause you're too good to be true.

I am asleep from about 9:000PM to 2:00AM Pacific.

If you get bored, take a look at my profile and posts. If you like what you see, send me a PM, and I'll give you my messenger. I am a lesbian but VERY literate and exceptionally liberally creative; I have helpped several guys here with a HARD problem, and left them VERY happy! I think we could find something to talk about.

Keep "bumping" your own "stuff"! You are a diamond in a mountain of coal.

xAnita
 
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ok, off for a one night camping trip....hopefully i'll some PMs when i get back tomorrow afternoon. Happy friday everyone! :D
 
the camping trip went well and i had some PMs waiting for me when i got back, yay!

sending messages now, but it's still not too late to send me a PM ;)
 
Hey you, it's been a while, but I'm glad to hear you're doing so well and congrats on finishing the dissertation!

Trust me ladies, this guy is sweet, sexy and lots of fun!
 
Thanks Starry. It's so nice to get so much love from past playmates. I promise, I'm not paying these ladies to write nice things about me!
 
You don't have to pay us. You really are a gentleman, and quite a doll. I would be more than happy to have a message from you any time. In fact, you should give classes to some other guys on how to gallantly approach a woman.:kiss:
 
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