"ODDEST TITLE" winners announced

Rumple Foreskin

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It's things like this that make rumors of Brits being an alien life-form from some very odd dimension ruled by the spirit of Douglas Adams seem just a bit plausible :)

Anyone want to share a title they've come across that might be a worthy contended in this contest?

Rumple Foreskin
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'Stray Shopping Carts' wins oddest title

By JILL LAWLESS, Associated Press Writer2 hours, 1 minute ago

Rogue shopping carts beat green Nazis Friday in the battle for one of Britain's most unusual book prizes.

"The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification" was named winner of the Bookseller/Diagram Prize for oddest book title.

The book, written by Buffalo, N.Y.-based artist Julian Montague and published by Harry N. Abrams, beat "How Green Were the Nazis?" a study of the environmental policies of the Third Reich.

"Stray Shopping Carts" received a third of the more than 5,500 votes cast by the public on the Web site of trade magazine The Bookseller.

"It's a sort of strange honor to have," Montague said. "But I welcome the publicity and it's nice that people are finding out my book exists."

Montague's work documented on his Stray Shopping Cart Project Web site offers a mock-scientific look at the varieties of lost shopping carts, from the simply discarded to the elaborately vandalized.

"Then there's plow crush ? where a cart gets crushed by a snow plow ? and train crush," Montague said. "It's really a project about the power of language and scientific classification to shape the way we see the world."

Runner-up for the prize was "Tattooed Mountain Women and Spoon Boxes of Daghestan," by Robert Chenciner, Gabib Ismailov, Magomedkhan Magomedkhanov and Alex Binnie (Bennett & Bloom).

The other finalists were "Di Mascio's Delicious Ice Cream: Di Mascio of Coventry: an Ice Cream Company of Repute, With an Interesting and Varied Fleet of Ice Cream Vans," by Roger De Boer, Harvey Francis Pitcher and Alan Wilkinson (Past Masters); "Proceedings of the Eighteenth International Seaweed Symposium" (Kluwer); and "Better Never to Have Been: The Harm of Coming Into Existence," by David Benatar (Clarendon Press).

Past winners of the 29-year-old prize include "People Who Don't Know They're Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It."
 
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Folks seem to be staying away in droves. Maybe my deoderant failed, or could it be that garlic, anchovy, and limburger sandwich I had for lunch?

Whatever the case, one bump and it's done.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
"Then there's plow crush ? where a cart gets crushed by a snow plow ? and train crush," Montague said. "It's really a project about the power of language and scientific classification to shape the way we see the world."
Scientific classification? :confused: :rolleyes:

Related news: A contest that had people write the first few paragrpahs of these book titles.

My favourite:
- The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification

Tricia stopped, holding me back by my jacket. Turning, her gaze fixed me. Her eyes were the azure of mountain lakes. Overhead the rain started to pour again.

'It's a Walmart 379 Z, with Mk 1 wheels', she said coldly.

We moved closer to each other. Blood started to travel around my veins like a prospective buyer looking over a house. She pressed her lips to mine.

'Let's get out of this goddam place', I said.

Thoughts of stray carts evaporated, it was going to be one hell of a night.

- From Martin Johns

:D
 
Actually, those titles sound pretty normal to me.

Then again, I'm a University student and used to titles of scientific essays... :rolleyes:
 
Svenskaflicka said:
Actually, those titles sound pretty normal to me.

Then again, I'm a University student and used to titles of scientific essays... :rolleyes:
Nothing like a uni education for giving a screwed up view of the world. :)

Dampy, you ain't wrapped right--and I love you for that. And thanks for the RCV on my contest entry.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
Dampy, you ain't wrapped right--and I love you for that. And thanks for the RCV on my contest entry.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
You call me the most amazing things. Drippy Drawers was yours. :D

You're welcome. :rose:
 
My all time favorite

My best strange title would have to be "Zen and the art of motorcycle maintaince"

I hope Cloudy dosen't see that mis-spelled word.

mikey
 
mikey2much said:
My best strange title would have to be "Zen and the art of motorcycle maintaince"

I hope Cloudy dosen't see that mis-spelled word.

mikey

too late. ;)
 
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