Odd request

[Bareknees]

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[lighterman75]

Good luck. You never know....

 

[Bareknees]

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[Magicman8888]

No harn in trying or anything though you might wanna pit in more info, like more about you (age/sex/likes/dislikes)

 

[Christopher2012]

Cheers lighterman.

Anyone any thoughts? is this a good or bad idea?

It's a bad idea. He's trying for kids? If I were to believe that, which I don't, I would suspect that he's at an age in life when his sperm should be in working condition. I'm interested to hear how old this guy is, how long he's actually been married (rather than some vague bullshit like "Longer than I can remember"), and why he cannot get his old account via email/security questions/etc.

This is purely an attempt to cheat on your wife without a trace (you'll show her the other profile and oh-so-coveniently throw this one away). And you're trying to justify it or convince women on this board that you're doing it for a just reason.

You. Are. Cheating.

Get the fuck out of here with all that bullshit. Nobody believes this garbage.

 

[scottslaughter]

I basically agree with Christopher2012.

 

[Bareknees]

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[Christopher2012]

Timeline of Events

Anyone any thoughts? is this a good or bad idea?

It's a bad idea. He's trying for kids? If I were to believe that, which I don't, I would suspect that he's at an age in life when his sperm should be in working condition. I'm interested to hear how old this guy is, how long he's actually been married (rather than some vague bullshit like "Longer than I can remember"), and why he cannot get his old account via email/security questions/etc.

This is purely an attempt to cheat on your wife without a trace (you'll show her the other profile and oh-so-coveniently throw this one away). And you're trying to justify it or convince women on this board that you're doing it for a just reason.

You. Are. Cheating.

Get the fuck out of here with all that bullshit. Nobody believes this garbage.

Well, there we are, Thankyou Christopher2012. Called my BS. If only I had lied better.
Just curious. Do you call out all the other married men on here who are or are not honest about it?
As for the health of my sperm, just waiting for the test results to come through.
My age? if you'd taken the time to look, you would've seen that I am 40. As for "longer than I can remember" married 20 years and counting. That's a long time to remember.
Anyway, thanks for letting me see the error of my ways. I shall gracefully withdraw, suitably chastised.

Need I say more? You literally asked for it.

 

[Bareknees]

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[nurseclynn]

good luck bare knees

I find it very interesting that BareKnees aroused the fury of a few lit guys with his personal ad approach. And that only men have posted on this thread.
Lots of people are here with all kinds of motives and all kinds of personal stories. Married and not. Cheating and not. Open and closed relationships of every stripe and kind. I really cannot fathom why BareKnees has drawn anyone's ire in this regard. He is allowed to make whatever pitch he wants into the universe of lit and see what it nets him.

Life is complicated. People's motivations are complicated. We are all just trying to make our own way the best we can.

So... I am making a pitch that we try to be kind to each other here... when possible.
and in that spirit...I am hoping that the test results prove good quantity and quality of swimmers so that Bare Knees and his wife can get pregnant as soon as they hope to.

He who has never told a lie, created a false front or puffed himself up in order to bed a girl in real life or on-line... may throw the first stone now....

 

[phil_o]

nice

There is a woman and man that will believe this, but 10 out of 10 for most original post I have seen in a long time.

If you are trying there is no truth that the longer you are with someone the less chance of conceiving, but fertility drops with age, big time after 35.

If you are genuine, stop the drugs fags booze, eat healthy and shag your wife, failing that send her over here, I could help

 

[Christopher2012]

I find it very interesting that BareKnees aroused the fury of a few lit guys with his personal ad approach. And that only men have posted on this thread.
Lots of people are here with all kinds of motives and all kinds of personal stories. Married and not. Cheating and not. Open and closed relationships of every stripe and kind. I really cannot fathom why BareKnees has drawn anyone's ire in this regard. He is allowed to make whatever pitch he wants into the universe of lit and see what it nets him.

Life is complicated. People's motivations are complicated. We are all just trying to make our own way the best we can.

So... I am making a pitch that we try to be kind to each other here... when possible.
and in that spirit...I am hoping that the test results prove good quantity and quality of swimmers so that Bare Knees and his wife can get pregnant as soon as they hope to.

He who has never told a lie, created a false front or puffed himself up in order to bed a girl in real life or on-line... may throw the first stone now....

I'm not fond of cheating. There is no just cause for it.

 

[vibes]

Well, I guess i did, kind of. I just wasn't expecting such a pottymouth response.
Saying that, I appreciate your points. I'll may even name my first born after you in gratitude.

I for one appreciate your sporting style in pocketing up Christopher's ethical rebuke!

You're not the first and won't be the last cheating spouse on Lit of course ... but, seriously, how did you come up with the reviving sperm idea for a pick up line? ... or did it work?

 

[jmanrules]

I'm not fond of cheating. There is no just cause for it.

I have to agree. If I ever found out a woman i was dating or married to was cheating. They would both wind up 6 ft under and I would be on death row.

 

[Christopher2012]

Oh wait, so the OP is admitting now that he really is cheating on his wife and just used that cheesy bullshit as a pick-up? Nice. I feel bad for the dumbasses who responded to this thread when they thought he was legit. I feel even worse for his wife.

 

[Curiouscouple8]

I'm not fond of cheating. There is no just cause for it.

Well then you wil be busy because the are threads for it. "Married but looking" comes to mind. I'm not advocating it but you shouldn't judge either. Kinda strange the circumstances. Criticizing someone on Lit. Think about it. You're on Lit. in the first place. Any skeletons in your closet?

 

[Christopher2012]

Well then you wil be busy because the are threads for it. "Married but looking" comes to mind. I'm not advocating it but you shouldn't judge either. Kinda strange the circumstances. Criticizing someone on Lit. Think about it. You're on Lit. in the first place. Any skeletons in your closet?

Well, I also don't agree with those threads either but at least they are advertising that they are cheating. I'm not going to post in their threads calling them out on something they are doing already.

That would be judgmental.

Here, I am pointing out that not only is he cheating, he's trying to justify it, and it's a pretty stupid reason that nobody is buying.

 

[Curiouscouple8]

Well, I also don't agree with those threads either but at least they are advertising that they are cheating. I'm not going to post in their threads calling them out on something they are doing already.

That would be judgmental.

Here, I am pointing out that not only is he cheating, he's trying to justify it, and it's a pretty stupid reason that nobody is buying.

I'm just saying it doesn't make him any different than the other. End result is the same.

 

[Christopher2012]

I'm just saying it doesn't make him any different than the other. End result is the same.

Then what's the problem with me saying that nobody's buying this BS?

 

[Curiouscouple8]

Well, I also don't agree with those threads either but at least they are advertising that they are cheating. I'm not going to post in their threads calling them out on something they are doing already.

That would be judgmental.

Here, I am pointing out that not only is he cheating, he's trying to justify it, and it's a pretty stupid reason that nobody is buying.

I'm just saying it doesn't make him any different than the other. End result is the same.

 

[Curiouscouple8]

Then what's the problem with me saying that nobody's buying this BS?

True but its unique. lol