Odd quotes about sex...

[Cath!]

"There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. . . People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats."
-- Elton John

 

[Cherry]

He would know

Yeah ... those damn goats always give it away bleeting ...

"Daaaaaaaaddy"

 

[Vinny]

Baaaaahhhhhhh

Baaaahhhhhhh

 

[tn_8tiv]

"There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. . . People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats."
-- Elton John

ROFLMAO.

 

[MidnightAngel]

"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." --Woody Allen

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." --Woody Allen

 

[Shockdoctor]

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself." -Emo Philips.

 

[Cath!]

Harry: No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally: So you are saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them too.
- When_Harry_Met_Sally

 

[tn_8tiv]

Harry: No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally: So you are saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them too.
- When_Harry_Met_Sally

Now Cath, what's odd about this? Is there anything such as a woman too ugly to fuck?

 

[Cath!]

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

--P.J. O'Rourke

 

[Shockdoctor]

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."

--Emo Philips.

 

[Cath!]

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

-- From "Basic Sex Facts For Today's Youngfolk" in Life In Hell-- by Matt Groening

 

[Shockdoctor]

"The Love Bird is 100% faithful to his mate, as long as they are locked together in the same cage."

--Will Cuppy

I think we are getting a lot of our quotes from the same source Cath!.

 

[plasticman33]

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

--P.J. O'Rourke

Well so much for that BMW I was going to get you!

 

[Cath!]

You mean you don't have yours memorized?

"If I do it, it is wonderfully sensual; if you do it, it is kinky; if THEY do it, it is perverted."
-- Unknown

"If a man is highly sexed he's virile. If a woman is, she's a nymphomaniac.
With them it's power but with us it's a disease!
Even the act of sex is called penetration! Why don't they call it enclosure?"
-- Gemma Hatchback

 

[Cath!]

Well so much for that BMW I was going to get you!

Hey...I didn't say that!! They did!

 

[Shockdoctor]

"I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce."

--J. Edgar Hoover