Obscenities 2

[Juspar Emvan]

So I'm walking home last night at about half past midnight, trying to thumb a ride. Usually I get ignored, occasionally people honk and once or twice guys have stoped to pick me up thinking I'm a hooker. Last night for the first time someone started insulting me as I walked past them stopped at the lights. His insult of choice? (Svedish Chef you'll love this)

"You fuck Sheep!"

Now is that a bizzare coincidence or what? I mean this is suburban Vancouver here, not rural Asutralia (although it wouldn't be much of an insult there admitedly.)

 

[Morden]

I would have winked and said "Sorry I have no appointments left if you want a sheperd you will have to look elsewhere, not tat you could afford me anyway."

 

[SunnyGirl]

"You fuck Sheep!"

.....and they love it

 

[Willing and Unsure]

hehehe... that sounds like one of my insults.. partly cuz no one ever gets it (including me)

 

[Svedish_Chef]

His insult of choice? (Svedish Chef you'll love this)

"You fuck Sheep!"

Now is that a bizzare coincidence or what? I mean this is suburban Vancouver here, not rural Australia (although it wouldn't be much of an insult there admitedly.)

So even Canadians can pick a sheepfucker at 100 km an hour....


Oh that has just made my day Juspar!

And since its true I spose it was all the more funny.

 

[pabloback]

may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits

 

[Angel]

Oh My.

 

[scylis]

As said by Juspar
look at the town, Chef.. take a good look...
you see all those fences? i built all of them.. but do they call me "Juspar the Fence Builder"? no!
you see all those roads? i shaped and put down all the stones to make them.. but do they call me "Juspar the Road Maker"? no!
you see all the houses that are made with bricks? i layed each and every brick myself! but do they call me "Juspar the Bricklayer"? NO!!
but a man fucks one sheep..........!

 

[Silverlily]

"You fuck Sheep!"

Now is that a bizzare coincidence or what?

Depends on whether or not you were wearing Wellies and velcro gloves.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Handy things people at times...


See ewe can pick a sheepfucker from a distance!

Hope you're having a good time over there mate

 

[Juspar Emvan]

I just looked at him for a couple of seconds, then laughed in his face. I couldn't believe that one had followed my supposed anonimity all the way over here.

Glad I could provide a chuckle.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Oh, What I wouldn't give to be one of those sheep!

 

[scylis]

*lmao at Myst*