Obscene phone call!

[galaxygoddess]

So I picked up the phone, did my little "i pretend to love my job" speech, and there's a breif pause, then whoever it was coughs LOUDLY in my ear, and then the weirest voice I have ever heard in my life says: "Hi. I love you." and then I hear the click of the phone being hung up.



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I expect to hear deep breathing soon

 

[rgraham666]

It's Wintermute. It likes to play silly games like that.

(Geek SF reference)

 

[MagicaPractica]

LOL. He sounds smooooooth.

 

[cloudy]

How is "hi, I love you" obscene?

 

[RogueLurker]

obscene is when a guy repeatedly calls in and, when he gets a female rep, jacks off while he has her describe the features of a new phone ...

 

[galaxygoddess]

Ok....


apparently I have to explain that "obscene" was used in jest... >.>

 

[Guest]

Oops. That was you!

 

[lisa123414]

obscene is when a guy repeatedly calls in and, when he gets a female rep, jacks off while he has her describe the features of a new phone ...

No way, really? That explains a whole lot....

 

[Trombonus]

Damn, I must have dialed the wrong number...

 

[RogueLurker]

No way, really? That explains a whole lot....

yes ... "handsfree" was always a big selling feature. *shudder*

 

[poppy1963]

Oops. That was you!

Just an off topic second....LOVE that av, Ted-E-Bare!

 

[lisa123414]

yes ... "handsfree" was always a big selling feature. *shudder*

That is so funny and yet so disturbing.

 

[Guest]

Just an off topic second....LOVE that av, Ted-E-Bare!

It is a nice one, isn't it. I found two other good ones today, but neither beat this, so I think its up through the weekend, and then retained for a "Best-of-Ted" week.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

If you want some real obscene phone calls, I have a few recorded I'd gladly send you. On one you can even hear him pounding away on his rediculous pud.

i actually love obscene phone callers and never get them often enough. I love playing along until the moron is about to cum... then drop some bomb on him like, "Oh, sorry. I have another call. Can you hold?" <Click>

I often wonder how long they hold out.

 

[galaxygoddess]

If you want some real obscene phone calls, I have a few recorded I'd gladly send you. On one you can even hear him pounding away on his rediculous pud.

i actually love obscene phone callers and never get them often enough. I love playing along until the moron is about to cum... then drop some bomb on him like, "Oh, sorry. I have another call. Can you hold?" <Click>

I often wonder how long they hold out.

HAHAHAHA

Ohhh that's pretty funny.

Overall, I've never understood why people get so upset over weird phone calls. I usually wind up laughing about it for the rest of the day.

I will never forget that squeeky cartoony: "Hi! I love you!"

 

[ltnsfr007]

If you want some real obscene phone calls, I have a few recorded I'd gladly send you. On one you can even hear him pounding away on his rediculous pud.

i actually love obscene phone callers and never get them often enough. I love playing along until the moron is about to cum... then drop some bomb on him like, "Oh, sorry. I have another call. Can you hold?" <Click>

I often wonder how long they hold out.

Just post your digids JJ, I'm sure you'll get a few calls

 

[cloudy]

If you want some real obscene phone calls, I have a few recorded I'd gladly send you. On one you can even hear him pounding away on his rediculous pud.

i actually love obscene phone callers and never get them often enough. I love playing along until the moron is about to cum... then drop some bomb on him like, "Oh, sorry. I have another call. Can you hold?" <Click>

I often wonder how long they hold out.

I usually pretend like I'm really stupid, and don't know what the words "cunt" or "cock" mean. Either that, or pretend I don't speak English.

Either way, it's entertaining as hell.

 

[Vermilion]

I usually pretend like I'm really stupid, and don't know what the words "cunt" or "cock" mean. Either that, or pretend I don't speak English.

Either way, it's entertaining as hell.

I feel so left out. I've never had a dirty phone call. Just fucking cold callers.

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[Guest]

Old Playboy joke :

Obscene caller : "Do you know what I'm holding in hand?"

Woman : "If it takes only one hand, I'm not interested."

 

[Guest]

I feel so left out. I've never had a dirty phone call. Just fucking cold callers.

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Damn, how will I explain the call to the UK on the family phone bill?

What the hell, PM your phone #.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I feel so left out. I've never had a dirty phone call. Just fucking cold callers.

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I've never had one either.

 

[Vermilion]

Damn, how will I explain the call to the UK on the family phone bill?

What the hell, PM your phone #.

it doesn;t count if you know who it is...

 

[impressive]

I feel so left out. I've never had a dirty phone call. Just fucking cold callers.

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Consider yourself lucky. I used to get them every day within 10 minutes of getting home from work. One day, I left work sick midday -- and got one as soon as I walked in the door. It really freaked me out. I called the cops -- then had to repeat verbatim what the caller said. That kid-cop blushed 'til he was damned near purple.

 

[CeriseNoire]

GG, sure it wasn't Keiichi with an accidental call to the Goddess Technical Helpline?

(Yes, it's true, I am a geek )

 

[galaxygoddess]

GG, sure it wasn't Keiichi with an accidental call to the Goddess Technical Helpline?

(Yes, it's true, I am a geek )

You know... now that you mentioned it...

He did sound a tad... familiar