Obama's Speech: Or, "And now a word from the Military Industrial Complex"

LJ_Reloaded

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My fellow Americans,

This speech is sponsored and prepared for me by the Military Industrial Complex and my corporate and banking handlers, who will bring this country crashBZZZZTto a brand new golden age by pacifying the Middle East.

Basically, we gotta bomb ISIS in Iraq. As you probably know the Russians bombed Afghanistan and we've tried regime changes out there and we've bombed bomb ba bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bombed the hell out of that region and it's only steadily made things worsBZZZTeasier for our oil companies to ship oil to America!

By the will of the MIC, oil companies and wealthy elite, we shall do exactly what we've always doneBZZZTwe will succeed! We will make ISIS submit and things willBZZZTwon't just get worse because dammit Bush fuckedBZZZTbeat them down hard enough for us to finish the job!

We must stop ISIS because NOBODY kills civilians out there exceptBZZZTwe must do something UH'MURRICA, dammit!
 
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