Obama. You can make bottled water at home by pouring water into bottles.

[Busybody]

Shhh

The genius is speaking

 

[Busybody]

and

'Dont forget to infalte your tires'

 

[Busybody]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

No, it turns out you cannot.

I got a visit from the EPA for putting a drop of chlorine in each bottle of water to purify it. They fined me for environment damage and ordered me to do impact studies, which I have to pay for and submit with application fee within 90 days.

I said, hey, it is just for my own use and it is backed by good science.

They then got snippy and sicced Commerce on me for withholding bottled water from the marketplace and affecting prices. They fined me and confiscated my water. I think they gave it to some poor pilgrims in KANSAS.

Commerce got in touch with their FOO over at Coke and now Coke is suing me for unfair trade practices and they alerted INS that someone selling water at the price I was had to be using undocumented labor, so, guess who got fined again for not being in compliance with labor law. They turned me over to homeland security who is investigating me for possible human rights violations including trafficking since their search warrant and subsequent kicking in of my front door and ransacking of my home produced no illegal workers.

Now the IRS has a lien on my home while waiting for me to prove that I do not owe them taxes on the profit I made from the water I did not sell and the taxes on the wages I did not pay. They are currently compounding interest on the fines they have levied on me.

People, do not try this at home.



And we wonder why job creation is just a tad bit slow...

 

[phrodeau]

No, it turns out you cannot.

I got a visit from the EPA for putting a drop of chlorine in each bottle of water to purify it. They fined me for environment damage and ordered me to do impact studies, which I have to pay for and submit with application fee within 90 days.

I said, hey, it is just for my own use and it is backed by good science.

They then got snippy and sicced Commerce on me for withholding bottled water from the marketplace and affecting prices. They fined me and confiscated my water. I think they gave it to some poor pilgrims in KANSAS.

Commerce got in touch with their FOO over at Coke and now Coke is suing me for unfair trade practices and they alerted INS that someone selling water at the price I was had to be using undocumented labor, so, guess who got fined again for not being in compliance with labor law. They turned me over to homeland security who is investigating me for possible human rights violations including trafficking since their search warrant and subsequent kicking in of my front door and ransacking of my home produced no illegal workers.

Now the IRS has a lien on my home while waiting for me to prove that I do not owe them taxes on the profit I made from the water I did not sell and the taxes on the wages I did not pay. They are currently compounding interest on the fines they have levied on me.

People, do not try this at home.



And we wonder why job creation is just a tad bit slow...

Are we supposed to sympathize, Einstein?

Put water into bottles. Follow directions. Do not put other things in bottles.

 

[koalabear]

Shhh

The genius is speaking

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i remember one of my cousin back in puerto rico. he use to live high on the mountains, basically a rain forrest type of thing. an the way he use to make his own water was by, boiling up some rain that filled up his gallons outside that he left.. than after he's done boiling it, he puts it in the freezer so it can cool down & freezes so he can drink it after it melts.

 

[hobbit.]

distilling the piss from virgins would be awesome.

 

[chillywilly2]

i remember one of my cousin back in puerto rico. he use to live high on the mountains, basically a rain forrest type of thing. an the way he use to make his own water was by, boiling up some rain that filled up his gallons outside that he left.. than after he's done boiling it, he puts it in the freezer so it can cool down & freezes so he can drink it after it melts.

boy o boy...he sounds like a pretty smart guy...you must be proud of him

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

boy o boy...he sounds like a pretty smart guy...you must be proud of him

nope, i was looking at him like .... 'damn nigga, you go threw all that shit just to drink some water???'

 

[blobfish]

distilling the piss from virgins would be awesome.

Doesn't that give you superpowers?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Doesn't that give you superpowers?

ask Juan Manuel Marquez, he knows all about it.

 

[hobbit.]

Doesn't that give you superpowers?

funny you should mention that.

these mayan cunts who foretell the end of the world, typical cuntish behaviour, as the guardian of the 13th level only I can end the world, not some half arsed mayan cunt!

as a gift to america i will allow it to survive a bit of bad weather, wind rain, that kind of bollocks.

ignore the mother fucking mayan cunts.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

these mayan cunts who foretell the end of the world, typical cuntish behaviour, as the guardian of the 13th level only I can end the world, not some half arsed mayan cunt!


ignore the mother fucking mayan cunts.

*DIES* loool

 

[hobbit.]

*DIES* loool

i seriously hope that the cheque is in the post!

we gods don't allow whole countries to survive our wrath for no reason you know?

trust me, parts of america will get through this.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i seriously hope that the cheque is in the post!

we gods don't allow whole countries to survive our wrath for no reason you know?

trust me, parts of america will get through this.

i am an will be a survivor in your planet, cuz i live the SUPERLYFE! hahah

 

[Byron In Exile]

No, it turns out you cannot.

I got a visit from the EPA for putting a drop of chlorine in each bottle of water to purify it. They fined me for environment damage and ordered me to do impact studies, which I have to pay for and submit with application fee within 90 days.

I said, hey, it is just for my own use and it is backed by good science.

They then got snippy and sicced Commerce on me for withholding bottled water from the marketplace and affecting prices. They fined me and confiscated my water. I think they gave it to some poor pilgrims in KANSAS.

Commerce got in touch with their FOO over at Coke and now Coke is suing me for unfair trade practices and they alerted INS that someone selling water at the price I was had to be using undocumented labor, so, guess who got fined again for not being in compliance with labor law. They turned me over to homeland security who is investigating me for possible human rights violations including trafficking since their search warrant and subsequent kicking in of my front door and ransacking of my home produced no illegal workers.

Now the IRS has a lien on my home while waiting for me to prove that I do not owe them taxes on the profit I made from the water I did not sell and the taxes on the wages I did not pay. They are currently compounding interest on the fines they have levied on me.

People, do not try this at home.



And we wonder why job creation is just a tad bit slow...

That was hilarious!

 

[hobbit.]

i am an will be a survivor in your planet, cuz i live the SUPERLYFE! hahah

and this is how it begins! the fucking christians sought idols with feet of clay, and where did that get them? will besides avoiding floods and rain, it got them shit loads of gold from the aztecs, but hey.. aztecs lol

trust Mictlantecuhtli.

maintain a high fibre diet and maybe.. just maybe....

 

[blobfish]

funny you should mention that.

these mayan cunts who foretell the end of the world, typical cuntish behaviour, as the guardian of the 13th level only I can end the world, not some half arsed mayan cunt!

as a gift to america i will allow it to survive a bit of bad weather, wind rain, that kind of bollocks.

ignore the mother fucking mayan cunts.

You know, the Mayans were the only new world culture that died out before Columbus! What a bunch of pussies.

 

[hobbit.]

You know, the Mayans were the only new world culture that died out before Columbus! What a bunch of pussies.

whilst it is wrong to stereotype a whole culture...

way to fucking go!

if one believes in ethnic cleansing on such a large scale that is

bunch of scare mongering cunts.

 

[blobfish]

whilst it is wrong to stereotype a whole culture...

way to fucking go!

if one believes in ethnic cleansing on such a large scale that is

bunch of scare mongering cunts.

I have some sympathy for the Aztecs and Incans, because it took a whole fleet of Europeans to kill them. At least they put up a fight.

 

[hobbit.]

I have some sympathy for the Aztecs and Incans, because it took a whole fleet of Europeans to kill them. At least they put up a fight.

AND THE FIGHT CONTINUES!!

Spain and france are papist cuntries who wiped out the culture AND paved the way for the fucking mayan cunts!

but for spain, france, italy etc the mayans would be consigned to history, along with welsh druids who were also a bunch of cunts who predicted the end of the world in a wet scenario.

 

[blobfish]

AND THE FIGHT CONTINUES!!

Spain and france are papist cuntries who wiped out the culture AND paved the way for the fucking mayan cunts!

but for spain, france, italy etc the mayans would be consigned to history, along with welsh druids who were also a bunch of cunts who predicted the end of the world in a wet scenario.

Some of my best friends are Druish.

 

[hobbit.]

Some of my best friends are Druish.

really? awesome!

you could get them all in a small building, if it caught fire by accident.. they all died.. insurance company pays out.... you get distraught.. give money away to charity....

 

[blobfish]

really? awesome!

you could get them all in a small building, if it caught fire by accident.. they all died.. insurance company pays out.... you get distraught.. give money away to charity....

Never! Their mothers make the best chicken soup.