Obama: "I will fling my poo at you"

[phrodeau]

"My intention is to take aim at eyer, jeninflorida, and busybody. Then I will wipe my ass with pieces of vetteman and AJ."

Discuss.

 

[hogjack]

Is it poo or pooh?

And who says "poo" anymore?

 

[islandman]

On that basis only I would vote for him again.

 

[Laurel]

"I never fucking said that!" - Marilyn Monroe

 

[hogjack]

Taylor Swift (lyric): "He flung poo at my heart, And now we're apart."

 

[Laurel]

"When in doubt, attribute quotes to Mark Twain." - Mark Twain

 

[kbate]

Eva, come to the bedroom. I’ve written a follow-up novel. It’s called Mein Pants.

Adolf Hitler

 

[hogjack]

Mark Twain: "I never did a thing in all my life, virtuous or otherwise that I didn't repent of within twenty-four hours. That includes poo flinging."

 

[Laurel]

"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln

 

[hogjack]

Eva, come to the bedroom. I’ve written a follow-up novel. It’s called Mein Pants.

Adolf Hitler

That was der Führer opening a third front in Europe.

 

[Tryharder62]

 

[kbate]

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

 

[parodyluvr75]

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

George Washington

 

[hogjack]

Will Rogers: "There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is no poo flung."

 

[pink]

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.”
― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh



Maybe this explains many people around here.

 

[Laurel]

"And so, my fellow Americans: ask not at whom your country can fling poo for you -- ask at whom you can fling poo for your country." - John F. Kennedy

 

[kbate]

Everything government touches turns to poo. - Ringo Starr

 

[parodyluvr75]

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Jefferson

 

[hogjack]

"So I told you, but you would not listen. You rebelled against the LORD's command and in your arrogance you flung the poo. Or is it flinged? Does not matter." - Moses

 

[kbate]

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him poo. Abraham Lincoln

 

[hogjack]

"And so, my fellow Americans: ask not at whom your country can fling poo for you -- ask at whom you can fling poo for your country." - John F. Kennedy

The President was known to have a couple melon-flavored cocktails early in his day.

 

[Laurel]

"I regret that I have but one poo to fling for my country." - Nathan Hale

 

[hogjack]

"Holding on to anger is like grasping poo with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets sticky hands." -- Buddha

 

[Laurel]

"No bastard ever won a war by flinging poo for his country. You win the war, by making the other poor dumb bastard fling poo for his country!" - Gen. George S. Patton

 

[parodyluvr75]

This house is protected by killer dust bunnies.

Roosevelt