Obama Declares Himself a Charlatan and a Fraud

[Byron In Exile]

And takes Romney down with him.

Ladies and gentlemen, the field is now open.

 

[Liar]

Sweet. Is Vermin Supreme still in the race?

 

[Saint Peter]

Obama said your Mama wears combat boots.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Sweet. Is Vermin Supreme still in the race?

I don't know him (or her), but it would be awesome if some human being were in the race.

How in the fuck would that be?

 

[Saint Peter]

Obama says your Mama has Play Dough teeth.

 

[Liar]

I don't know him (or her), but it would be awesome if some human being were in the race.

How in the fuck would that be?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/07/Vermin_Supreme_2012_video.ogv/mid-Vermin_Supreme_2012_video.ogv.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

Obama says your Mama is so short she can play handball with a curb.

 

[Saint Peter]

She has to look up to see down.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Obama said your Mama wears combat boots.

Obama can say what he wants, because he's the fucking President.

Nixon said stuff, too.

And, Nixon, as you must know, had great ideas.

He had such great fucking ideas that just thinking about them causes me to a a sort of disappointing orgasm where I ejaculate without actually having an erection. It's strange, until you consider Nixon. How a worm like that could crawl so high was scary. But then, look what came after... Nixon was the template.

 

[Byron In Exile]

She has to look up to see down.

I have a DeLorean that might help me understand you.

But it might involve an adventure that I'm really not ready for right now.

 

[Saint Peter]

Stainless steel and gull wing doors.

Nice American 350 v8.

It is a shame that company did not survive.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Obama says your Mama has Play Dough teeth.

Here's something that I just have to share. My mother is 89 years old, and has never had a cavity in her life.

She even visited England! Apparently whatever they have is not contagious.

 

[Bert Notorius]

No human being would want the job.

 

[Saint Peter]

Here's something that I just have to share. My mother is 89 years old, and has never had a cavity in her life.

She even visited England! Apparently whatever they have is not contagious.

She grew up before Tangy Taffy and gummy bears.

Still, very impressive. Nice chompers!

 

[renard_ruse]

Obama can say what he wants, because he's the fucking President.

Nixon said stuff, too.

And, Nixon, as you must know, had great ideas.

He had such great fucking ideas that just thinking about them causes me to a a sort of disappointing orgasm where I ejaculate without actually having an erection. It's strange, until you consider Nixon. How a worm like that could crawl so high was scary. But then, look what came after... Nixon was the template.

Hey, Nixon was cool.