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BBC to screen first TV sperm race

Digital TV channel BBC Three is to broadcast what it says is the first televised sperm race later this month. The race, to be shown as part of the educational Lab Rats series, will pit the sperm of presenters Dr Mike Leahy and Zeron Gibson against each other.

It will be filmed inside two tiny glass tubes by a microscope and relayed to a crowd watching a pub's big screen.

Dr Leahy, a scientist, and Gibson, a comedian, say they will adopt different "training routines" to find out how different lifestyle choices affect reproductive abilities.

They will then have their sperm measured and tested by fertility expert Allan Pacey from the University of Sheffield, who will predict which man is likely to win.

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I am ashamed to admit that this made me laugh out loud and wish I got BBC channel 3.

~lucky :rolleyes:
 
perdita said:
Ashamed, E? I'm going to ask someone to tape it for me. :)

Ooooohh! That just made me giddy! Please share, or at least PM me the results. I love a good race. :D

~lucky :kiss:
 
I want in on that! What are the bookmakers laying the odds at? :D
 
Perdi, you take the cake once again!

I always love reading your info posts.

Thanks, Phil
 
Thanks, Phil, nice to see you.

Min, Lucky: one of you can start a betting poll. Make the odds pay big, we've all got plenty of cyber rubles. P.
 
Update:

Brits go 'toothing' for strangers - Reuters News Service - April 21, 2004

LONDON - British commuters take note -- the respectable person sitting next to you on the train fumbling with their cell phone might be a "toother" looking for sex with a stranger.

"Toothing" is a new craze where strangers on trains, buses, in bars and even supermarkets hook up for illicit meetings using messages sent via the latest in phone technology.

"Toothing is a form of anonymous sex with strangers -- usually on some form of transport or enclosed area such as a conference or training seminar," says the "Beginner's Guide To Toothing" on a Web site dedicated to the pursuit.

It is made possible by Bluetooth technology which allows users to send phone contacts, pictures and messages to other Bluetooth-enabled equipment over a range of about 10 meters (yards).

Users discovered they could send anonymous messages to people they didn't know with Bluetooth equipment, spawning a craze dubbed "bluejacking."
 
Re: Update:

perdita said:
Brits go 'toothing' for strangers - Reuters News Service - April 21, 2004

LONDON - British commuters take note -- the respectable person sitting next to you on the train fumbling with their cell phone might be a "toother" looking for sex with a stranger.

"Toothing" is a new craze where strangers on trains, buses, in bars and even supermarkets hook up for illicit meetings using messages sent via the latest in phone technology.

"Toothing is a form of anonymous sex with strangers -- usually on some form of transport or enclosed area such as a conference or training seminar," says the "Beginner's Guide To Toothing" on a Web site dedicated to the pursuit.

It is made possible by Bluetooth technology which allows users to send phone contacts, pictures and messages to other Bluetooth-enabled equipment over a range of about 10 meters (yards).

Users discovered they could send anonymous messages to people they didn't know with Bluetooth equipment, spawning a craze dubbed "bluejacking."

Wowee I must upgrade my phone... wondred why that bloke kept looking at me and winking on the underground last week... perhaps I shouldn't have punched his lights out after all.
 
Hi JJ. Been meaning to say you look very sexy in that AV, lovely face (and the rest). Plus you look like someone I'd like to hang about with. :)

Perdita
 
Now why can't we have news like that around here in South Florida? The best we have had lately was the insanity over colored bracelets. (Different colors are supposed to ask different sexual questions among teens,) This was supposedly so rampant parents got concerned and had them banned from the schools.

SeaCat
 
perdita said:
BBC to screen first TV sperm race

full article + pics
Gosh, dita, and I used to think the beeb was a Good Thing...

I mean, apart from prurience or gambling, who gives a toss?

And even with prurience, where's the wank in spermatozoa's random walk?

This has to be an all time low for the BBC.

Lab Rats tackled "difficult but important subjects"
Honestly, who did they think they were kidding?

IMHO

f5
 
perdita said:
Hi JJ. Been meaning to say you look very sexy in that AV, lovely face (and the rest). Plus you look like someone I'd like to hang about with. :)

Perdita

Thanks Perdita.. glad you like it, I might be changing it soon there are a whole set of them taken that day.. most a bit more revealing than that first one:devil: I don't know quite how far to go though.. a lot of blokes show their tool in avatar's.. but I don't see many girls flashing their crack:confused: I don't want to cause offence.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I heard this is a popular item in Britain.........

I had one of those... I got horny one night.. Gave her a love bite.. she just farted and flew out of the window.. I was distraught.

Wasn't I Blodwyn?.................. Baaaaaaaaa!!
 
O, Pops, you know I get jealous when you mention Blodwyn. :(


JJ, I look forward to more pics of you. Can't think any would cause offence; me, just don't have the nerve (yet ;) ).

Perdita
 
perdita said:
O, Pops, you know I get jealous when you mention Blodwyn. :(


JJ, I look forward to more pics of you. Can't think any would cause offence; me, just don't have the nerve (yet ;) ).

Perdita

Sorry darling one, I forget myself at times.... I won't mention her again:D :rose: :rose:

Yes jj you show us your finest asset we won't mind:devil: ..... Umm are you sure you couldn't run to a quick glimpse *P* darling:p :rose: (*L* Said Hi)
 
Mysteryjj said:
Thanks Perdita.. glad you like it, I might be changing it soon there are a whole set of them taken that day.. most a bit more revealing than that first one:devil: I don't know quite how far to go though..


Darling jj whatever you decide will be wonderful....so please yourself before others......now me personally i love that alluring look you hace so.......a little bit closer possibly a nipple just peaking out with a nice bit of pussy peaking too!!!

:devil: :kiss: :rose:
 
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