O.J. Simpson: If I Did It, Here's How It Happened

[Guest]

. . . .

 

[Selena_Kitt]

makes me physically ill.

and furious.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Not that I have ever met the Simpsons, neither the cartoon version nor the real ones; nor have I ever been to the US, but do you think I could land me a TV show a make a few millions as well?

"How The Murders Would Have Been Done If Svenska Had Been The One Doing Them - tonight at 11 PM on Fox. Warning! The show contains lots of nudity and a very graphic scene with a jelly dildo."

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Not that I have ever met the Simpsons, neither the cartoon version nor the real ones; nor have I ever been to the US, but do you think I could land me a TV show a make a few millions as well?

"How The Murders Would Have Been Done If Svenska Had Been The One Doing Them - tonight at 11 PM on Fox. Warning! The show contains lots of nudity and a very graphic scene with a jelly dildo."

You're making me wish I could make that happen (or would it have been better to lie and say "I can make that happen"?)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

You're making me wish I could make that happen (or would it have been better to lie and say "I can make that happen"?)

So, you want to see me in a naughty documentary, do you?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Oh, what a thing to be able to say to your mates:

"Hey, look at this movie! See the girl stabbing the other one to death with a purple jelly dildo? I KNOW HER!!!"

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Oh, what a thing to be able to say to your mates:

"Hey, look at this movie! See the girl stabbing the other one to death with a purple jelly dildo? I KNOW HER!!!"

I think it's the jelly dildo that sells it

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And I forgot to mention before. I still can't believe that he got away with that all those years ago. I can't believe the bullshit that was gotten away with. It just doesn't make sense to me. meh...

 

[oggbashan]

Not that I have ever met the Simpsons, neither the cartoon version nor the real ones; nor have I ever been to the US, but do you think I could land me a TV show a make a few millions as well?

"How The Murders Would Have Been Done If Svenska Had Been The One Doing Them - tonight at 11 PM on Fox. Warning! The show contains lots of nudity and a very graphic scene with a jelly dildo."

It needs some product placement to make it sell:

"The victim defended himself with a Mickey Mouse shaped icicle of Diet Coke. Svenskaflicka made her escape in a Ford (insert model here) fitted with (insert make) tires. The nude scenes are sponsored by Playboy (on sale every month from all Good Newstands)..."

Og