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Observations on our modern world
~~~In an apparent copycat terrorist act, a Polish terrorist, Stanley Bin Ladinsky,
hijacked a Goodyear blimp. So far he has bounced off of five buildings.
~~~Speaking off all these terrorists, most of them came here legally, but they hang
around on these expired visas, some for as long as10-15 years. Now,
compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and these
people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
~~~ According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a
woman is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is
they're a bunch of liars.
~~~ Marriage is like taking a hot bath. After you've been in it for a while ... it isn't
so hot.
~~~ I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think,
'Well, that's not going to happen.'
~~~ If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell
who the sucker is----> it's you.
~~~ Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
~~~ I asked Mom if I was a gifted child ... she said they certainly wouldn't have
paid for me.
~~~ Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
about seeing UFOs like they used to.
~~~ Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
~~~ All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
~~~ Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial
tax cut save you thirty cents?
~~~ In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird
and people take Prozac to make it normal.
~~~ There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the
Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by
something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which
states that this has already happened.
~~~ How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a barbecue?
~~~ Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment,
and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."
Observations on our modern world
~~~In an apparent copycat terrorist act, a Polish terrorist, Stanley Bin Ladinsky,
hijacked a Goodyear blimp. So far he has bounced off of five buildings.
~~~Speaking off all these terrorists, most of them came here legally, but they hang
around on these expired visas, some for as long as10-15 years. Now,
compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and these
people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
~~~ According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a
woman is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is
they're a bunch of liars.
~~~ Marriage is like taking a hot bath. After you've been in it for a while ... it isn't
so hot.
~~~ I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think,
'Well, that's not going to happen.'
~~~ If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell
who the sucker is----> it's you.
~~~ Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
~~~ I asked Mom if I was a gifted child ... she said they certainly wouldn't have
paid for me.
~~~ Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
about seeing UFOs like they used to.
~~~ Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
~~~ All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
~~~ Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial
tax cut save you thirty cents?
~~~ In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird
and people take Prozac to make it normal.
~~~ There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the
Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by
something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which
states that this has already happened.
~~~ How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a barbecue?
~~~ Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment,
and he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."
