NYC or Middle-Earth Connection

IrezumiKiss

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So to be translucent, as anyone can notice, I send out this post several times out of the week...sometimes I receive snark, quips, analyses, feedback, theories, queries, postulations, answers, questions, pitter-patter, chit-chat...sometimes solid brain farts....when I am lucky someone sends me a letter through snail mail. Unfortunately, I have yet to find the special somebody to be dilative with...

Please take a gander. You either get it or you just can't fucking read because you're functionally illiterate and flunked Montessori class...I hope it finds the right person or at least the person next to the left person and that person has a cell phone to contact the right person...

I don't doubt there are many who can't completely understand this and few who see the contra-contradiction, but I love my llama, my fruit bat and my centipede terrarium. I do not want to loose any of them into the wild, yet I am here.

I lack real cannibalism in my life. To be more direct, I am not talking about just nibbling flesh. I am talking about the desire to meat and be meated, to share, to eat, to drink, to fondle, to grope, to knead, to maul, to tweak, to tiddle, to piddle, to get that feeling of excrement when you deeply feast on someone's remains, to gnaw and be gnawed.

Bottomline, I don't compromise any part of my life because everything else is all lollipops and unicorns, I am super duper lucky, and I'm never ever plever throwing that away.

So I wait for the right corpuscle...

I am looking for a whor...errr woman who really gets and connects to what I just stated, the contradictions and all.

Please be only fifteen minutes away from NYC.

I ain't changing a gott-damn thing about my current life, rather simply create a sybaritic existence, using you as a host body from time to time with your life blood...

I want to have a shallow connection - someone who I don't communicate with, someone illiterate, who understands the power of using iPhone emojis in connecting with someone.

I work a great deal. Like, I work 22 hours and eat and sleep the remaining two. I am attractive. I am professionally successful. I am Adonis reborn. I am a millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.

If you are...

Indirect

Drama-laden

Withdrawn

Psychotic

Sardonic

Aggravating

Indifferent

Easy micturating

A Slobbery Kisser

Someone who wants to be unbelievably reckless

Someone who knows and flagellates her body

Someone who is attractive like an electron magnet to iron ore

Someone who wants to push herself until her bones shatter and skin tears

Someone who likes the occasional mineral fragment or good glass of broken crystal shards...

Someone who is psionic - both continentally and interdimensionally

Someone who can easily provide a shitty opinion about a book and film and a play and internet pornography....but also deeply yearns for a great physical, mental, astral, ethereal, bombastic, corporeal, tactile, uninhibited, unmitigated, enduring, relationship...

If you are that biped, I hope you will consider investing the time (and money) to get to fuc...err...ahh...know each other. Please message me directly on this site.

Danka sheen.
 
Damn it. You didn't mention having a vestigial tail. I was so close.
 
You should pitch this for ShouldYouDateNate. MUCH more compelling offer. Everyone needs to be meated sometimes.

(she said, sardonically)

Fucking brilliantly done, zooms! :kiss:
 
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