poohlive
Silly Ole Bear
- Joined
- Jul 24, 2000
- Posts
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I just have two things to say, then I will get out of everyone's hair, and back into their business. LOL, poohbears are notorious for sticking out noses in other peoples business.
First of all, with this final post... (dramatic pause...
pose for the camera... hold it... make it perfe...
Damn, I tripped... oh no, the pause was too long, it lost it's effect, this isn't going well at all) I enter into the Literotica Guru category.
A month or so ago, I tried doing this by assing my way in. Yes assing is a verb, no I didn't not make a new word up. Ok yes I did, butt if ewe want me two talk like this again... I thought not.
Anyway le'ts not discuss the details, everyone stop trying to remember what happened, stop it. STOP.
Anyways, I wanted to say I got here, on my own. Step by step, day by day, I climbed out of the immortial ooze that is a newbie, and declared myself, A GURU POOH!!!
Thank you, thank you... no stop. Ok double encore... Ok BOB STOP THE CLAPPING TAPE, THEY GOT THE JOKE... THANKS
Anyway, my second reason for this post is to declare something. I have kidnapped Tiggs. She is locked up in my basement, where she will recieve only the finest in torture treatment there. One hour per day she will come out and post on Literotica, because, well hell, no one can get enough of lit, am I right?
High five....
oh yeah right, nevermind.
Actually Tiggs is a wonderful woman, and I love and respect her a lot. Thats what I wanted to say here, that she is a really good friend of mine, and because of Lit I got to find someone as close and dear as she is.
Tiggs is awesome.... but you already knew that.
Oh, and one more thing. I have never actually started a thread on Lit, well except for that... nevermind, we aren't going there... and I am proud that it is my literotica guru initiation.
I hope at least a few people have enjoyed my posts. I know I laughed my ass off writing them, and I just want to say
SAN DEMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!
Sorry, damn movie spasm...
First of all, with this final post... (dramatic pause...
pose for the camera... hold it... make it perfe...
Damn, I tripped... oh no, the pause was too long, it lost it's effect, this isn't going well at all) I enter into the Literotica Guru category.
A month or so ago, I tried doing this by assing my way in. Yes assing is a verb, no I didn't not make a new word up. Ok yes I did, butt if ewe want me two talk like this again... I thought not.
Anyway le'ts not discuss the details, everyone stop trying to remember what happened, stop it. STOP.
Anyways, I wanted to say I got here, on my own. Step by step, day by day, I climbed out of the immortial ooze that is a newbie, and declared myself, A GURU POOH!!!
Thank you, thank you... no stop. Ok double encore... Ok BOB STOP THE CLAPPING TAPE, THEY GOT THE JOKE... THANKS
Anyway, my second reason for this post is to declare something. I have kidnapped Tiggs. She is locked up in my basement, where she will recieve only the finest in torture treatment there. One hour per day she will come out and post on Literotica, because, well hell, no one can get enough of lit, am I right?
High five....
oh yeah right, nevermind.
Actually Tiggs is a wonderful woman, and I love and respect her a lot. Thats what I wanted to say here, that she is a really good friend of mine, and because of Lit I got to find someone as close and dear as she is.
Tiggs is awesome.... but you already knew that.
Oh, and one more thing. I have never actually started a thread on Lit, well except for that... nevermind, we aren't going there... and I am proud that it is my literotica guru initiation.
I hope at least a few people have enjoyed my posts. I know I laughed my ass off writing them, and I just want to say
SAN DEMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!
Sorry, damn movie spasm...
So, how many more minutes do I have on Lit Massa? lol No! Please don't beat me! Ahhhhh! Someone help!!! So, um, Pooh...? Would you prefere the complimentary congratulations fuck of fruit basket? lol (Go for the basket! The basket! lol) Aw hell, maybe it's me who should go to bed? It's alreay a quarter to 4 here. 
