Nursery Rhymes with Tragic Endings

[TonyClifton]

Humpty Dumpty:

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the King's horses, and all the King's men
couldn't put Humpty together again.

Jack and Jill:

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came
tumbling after.

Rock a Bye Baby:

Rock a bye baby on the tree top,
When the wind blows the cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks the cradle will fall,
and down will come baby, cradle and all.

Fuzzy Wuzzy:

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?

Tweety Bird:

I taught I taw a puddy tat... I did, I did, I did...
Somebody help me! He just opened my cage!

Sylvester the Cat:

That was delicious. Tweety tasted just like chicken.

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[RoryN]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=806090&highlight=nursery

Running out of ideas already?

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Now he knew how to tell a nursery rhyme


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[badbabysitter]

Ann Coulter still has a bigger cock

 

[shoulderblade]

Three blind mice. Three blind mice.
See how they run. See how they run.
They all ran after the farmer's wife,
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife,
Did you ever see such a sight in your life,
As three blind mice?[2]