Nurse...I need a Nurse!

[miles]

I never get sick. This morning I woke up at 4:00 with a nasty sore throat and a temp around 325 f. according to the oven thermometer.

I'm going to require round-the-clock medical attention from a private duty nurse before my condition takes a turn for the worse.

 

[Debbie]

I never get sick. This morning I woke up at 4:00 with a nasty sore throat and a temp around 325 f. according to the oven thermometer.

I'm going to require round-the-clock medical attention from a private duty nurse before my condition takes a turn for the worse.

Sorry Miles my company does not pay mileage so any nursing will be long distance.
Hello? Long distance Nursing Corps? Debbiexxx here. "Ahem. Yes? ok. Take two aspirin and a garlic tablet and call me in the morning. " Oh and stop sticking your head in the oven too.

 

[LadyDarkFire]

I never get sick. This morning I woke up at 4:00 with a nasty sore throat and a temp around 325 f. according to the oven thermometer.

Turn off the oven, and check the thermometer in the morning. Suck on a hard candy for the sore throat. If it persists, take the thermometer out of the hot food/water/substance it is in, and wait for it to cool.

 

[estevie]

private duty? ohhhhh, its gonna cost ya! but, I'm sure we can work out some sort of payment

 

[Cheyenne]

Isn't anyone going to ask him which body orifice he put that thermometer in to get a reading like that???

 

[bluntforcemama]

Nope, I'm just going to stick a fork in him and call him done.

 

[*bratcat*]

hmm...do ya need someone to

 

[Debbie]

Nope, I'm just going to stick a fork in him and call him done.

ROFLMAO ow ow my sides hurt!

 

[Weird Harold]

Miles, You turkey....

I never get sick. This morning I woke up at 4:00 with a nasty sore throat and a temp around 325 f. according to the oven thermometer.

You're overdone. Youwere supposed to get out of the oven when your tmep reached 165F

 

[christophe]

Well Miles,

I am a registered nurse, but some how i think my credentials may be a bit lacking for the type of care you are gonna require!



Drink lotsa liquids, vitamin C and Sudafed for the sniffles 60mg every 4-6 hours as needed. Tylenol for the aches or Motrin and guifennisen/dextromethorphan for the cough(robitussin DM)

If your not better in a few see your doc. the strain that is going around right now is a nasty one lasting 7-14 days

PS: I always found that keeping your monkey drained with the right person helps alleviate the misery

good luck

 

[MysteryJKR]

I rarely get sick.. Its a great thing


Sep when Ive had to work a ton without days off.. Than sometimes im just tempted to sit outside in the cold and let the hose run all over me just so I can get sick for once and have an excuse to miss work!

Im to honost a man to fake it and call in sick. lol