Nun jokes

[Huckleman2000]

I didn't want to hijack the "Christian Romance Novel" thread, but I heard this joke yesterday and couldn't resist posting it here.

Two nuns were riding their bicycles on a narrow street through an old village near their convent. One of them remarked to the other, "You know, I've never come this way before."

The second nun replied, "It's the cobblestones."

 

[Goldie Munro]

I didn't want to hijack the "Christian Romance Novel" thread, but I heard this joke yesterday and couldn't resist posting it here.

Two nuns were riding their bicycles on a narrow street through an old village near their convent. One of them remarked to the other, "You know, I've never come this way before."

The second nun replied, "It's the cobblestones."

Cute! I use`to cycle to work over cobblestones - mmm I can remember it well....

 

[minsue]

 

[Huckleman2000]

Mother Superior called all the nuns in the convent together to discuss an important matter. "Sisters," she said, "We have uncovered a case of Gonorrhea in the convent!"

The room was quiet, except for an old sister in the back, who muttered, "Thank God! I'm so tired of Zinfandel!"