Nudes-a poppin!!!

Barb Dwyer

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I am kind of sorry that the Lit get together isn't starting right now.

After all, this is the weekend for the Ponderosa Sun Club's Nudes-a-Poppin festival. They have the Miss Nude Galaxy Beauty Pageant (among others).

And this year's celeb MC's include Ron Jeremy, Amber Lynn and Gene Simmons!
 
It appears that fake tits are a requirement.

Ron Jeremy? Please tell me he'll have his clothes on.
 
LMAO @ PH.

I thought he was dead, to tell the truth. And if ever there was a candidate for Cheyenne's Magic, it's him!
 
I've heard him called "The Hedgehog." I was watching an old porn flick from the seventies, and he was not a bad looking man in those days. I can't believe anybody would fuck him now. Eeesh.

Is there a talent competition at this thing, tap-dancing, juggling?
 
My guess is yes. I think magic is probably big. Those who can make their clothes disappear the fastest probably get some sort of prize. And I bet that the gals who can jiggle while they juggle probably score big points.
 
Thanks so much for introducing that image into my brain just before bedtime!
 
Well, he's fat, hairy and Jewish. If you've ever seen him live you could call it pornographic.

In the old days, anyway.
 
Barb Dwyer said:
I don't know about the rest of you, but I am kind of sorry that the Lit get together isn't starting right now.

I don't know if we could get any of the guys attending to stay at the party if it was starting now -- A local all nude club is having a contest that ends Aug 25th.

The way to enter the contest is to buy a lap dance.

The prize is two weeks in Los Angeles and a part in a porn movie!
 
ill take the two weeks in L.A. but no way am i gonna have sex on film to be captured for all eternity for people to see.
 
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