Nude Pics (WHY????)

[Clitfucker]

Hey y'all. Do any of y'all notice that when a woman poses nude for a hardcore photo spread and when she spreads her pussy that it is bone fuckin' dry? I mean why do a photo spread when you won't even get aroused just by posing nude?

Any thoughts on this subject?

P.S. Sorry for the 2-3 week absence. The reason why I have been absent is because I had a lense knocked out of my glasses. Don't worry y'all I am back better than ever with a new pair of glasses.

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

P.S. Sorry for the 2-3 week absence. The reason why I have been absent is because I had a lense knocked out of my glasses. Don't worry y'all I am back better than ever with a new pair of glasses.

You know, I don't have any preconceived opinions on the subject

Your absence though, that was really eating away at me.

 

[Clitfucker]

We have missed you. Have you been hiding Brian4Ever as well?

Welcome back Clitfucker. I'm so glad to see that you weren't gone for good. My entertainment factor on this board should rise quickly with your return.

To tell you the truth Lavender...YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!...Nah just playing with you there. Anyways, I don't even know who this Brian4Ever character is to be honest with you. Also, I am glad to have brought your spirits back up with my return to the boards.

So, why do they call you Lavender?

 

[lovetoread]

Because the pics are a business,not a pleasure thang.

She aint there to get hot,but to get paid.

 

[Weevil]

So, why do they call you Lavender?

You know, I've wondered that myself. I always guessed it had something to do with Kansas State.

Or it's just her favourite colour in the whole wide world.

 

[Clitfucker]

Because the pics are a business,not a pleasure thang.

She aint there to get hot,but to get paid.

Yeah, you are right there. But I wish that a woman did a spread because it turns her on badly to be photographed nude showing and spreading her pussy for the whole world to see. Would that be beautiful or what?

 

[lovetoread]

Would that be beautiful or what?

Yep.

 

[lavender]

 

[Clitfucker]

Why do they call me lavender?

Well, a friend of mine and I were discussin personality association with colors. He said that my personality was similar to the color lavender. I was a bit shocked because I don't consider myself to be a more "pastel" type person. When I mentioned a more primary color he went off into some bullshit response about how aspects associated with the various colors that comprise lavender are evident in the person I am.

It stuck. Lavender became my nick online.

Oh Ok, now I see. Are you a man or a woman?

 

[lavender]

 

[Clitfucker]

I have a vagina.

Oh Ok, WHEW!!!!. Can I see your sweet pussy now?

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

No, you may not.

What's the matter Lav, don't have a picture of a cat you can throw on the website, amusing us all?

 

[Clitfucker]

No, you may not.

AWW come on Lavy don't be uptight about showing me your sweet pussy. Still not going to show me your sweet pussy? Ok now, I can see that your gonna be a motherfucker about this. Oh well, it was worth the try.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Fuck I hope not Eeebs

Are you out of the doghouse yet?

 

[Pinklady]

Fuck I hope not Eeebs

Are you out of the doghouse yet?

Fuck I hope not Eeebs

Are you out of the doghouse yet?

Sort of. I followed my man John Wing's advice

"There are only four words the married man needs to know; Oh, Yeah, Right, and Sorry. You can use them alone or all together in any order"

Wifey: You know you were being an idiot, don't you?

Me: Yeah. Sorry.

Wifey: We're still going away this weekend, aren't we?

Me: Oh. Right.

Wifey: You forgot, didn't you?

Me: Sorry.

Wifey: Jeez, sometimes you are such a melonhead

Me: Oh. Yeah. Right. Sorry.

Wifey: You're doing that awful John Wing bit, aren't you. You know it drives me nuts. I don't nag you all the time, do I?

Me: Yeah.

Wifey: Stop doing that!

Me: Sorry.


And so on and so on.

 

[Weevil]

Yeah, if I wasn't the calm, levelheaded, mature adult I was, this pinklady thing would make me want to put my fist through a window.

 

[Tim1]

HEY

Good to see you back Clitfucker...I see your being a mother fucker again.

 

[Clitfucker]

HEY YOU MOTHERFUCKER GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE NOW DAMMIT!!!!

Good to see you back Clitfucker...I see your being a mother fucker again.

It's nice to see my buddy Tim1 again. Yes I am being a motherfucker again. It's a beautiful thing isn't it?