now's your chance!

[rae121452]

Oscar Mayer makes bacon-scented shoelaces, will give them away to fans
Fri, 26 Mar 2021 20:54:55 GMT
Oscar Mayer will be giving away bacon-scented shoelaces for a new sweepstakes that ends on April 1....



or, you can just surrender to nihilism and kill yourself.

 

[Champakian]

Is that an appurtenance for the sport of dog kicking?