Now's a good time

[sanjuaneros]

Maybe I should call you? lol

 

[LittleJade]

Maybe I should call you? lol

I'm not supposed to talk, according to my doc.

I wish you could, though, but honey's being very strict about the talking rule.

 

[EmpressFi]

I'm sorry to break it to you, but those who say that are saying it either because a) they haven't tried bigger yet, or b) they are trying to protect some fragile men's ego.

*raises hand*

Had a guy who .. I dont know how many inches .. I'd say 10-12.. couldnt deep throat him, which was a requirement for first thing every morning if you were going to date him and sex with him.. HURT.. there's no two ways around it. If he used any kind of fast pace or hard pounding rhythm, he's slam into my cervic and move my uterus - or at least that's what it felt like. Not being able to walk the next day because it felt like I was having menstrual cramps kinda killed the romance for me.

Add to that, that I really love the feeling of a thick cock rather than a long cock, that feeling of the cock having to shove its way inside, pushing me open... now THAT is what I crave and what I get.

so.. ok. fine..size DOES matter.. ish..but for me..it's not length..anthing more than 7 or 8 inches is a waste. But it's all in the girth baby.. all in the girth..

 

[DeservingBitch]

What is the most embaressing thing that ever happened to you while having sex?

I wanna play too!

I fell asleep while a guy was going down on me. To my defense, I was drunk out of my mind, and he wasn't really good at it. Not enough to keep me awake anyways.

He never called back.

 

[Etoile]

I wanna play too!

I fell asleep while a guy was going down on me. To my defense, I was drunk out of my mind, and he wasn't really good at it. Not enough to keep me awake anyways.

He never called back.

I fell asleep while my wife and I were making out once, VERY early in our relationship!

 

[sanjuaneros]

You could always say "I just don't want to talk to you."


;-)

I'm not supposed to talk, according to my doc.

I wish you could, though, but honey's being very strict about the talking rule.

 

[DeservingBitch]

so.. ok. fine..size DOES matter.. ish..but for me..it's not length..anthing more than 7 or 8 inches is a waste. But it's all in the girth baby.. all in the girth..

OK. What I should have said is "size does matter". Period. It can be too big, too small, both in length and in girth.

But the point is that size does matter.

 

[LittleJade]

You could always say "I just don't want to talk to you."


;-)

But I DO want to talk to you!

I love talking with you.

 

[DeservingBitch]

I fell asleep while my wife and I were making out once, VERY early in our relationship!

So, you fell asleep on her AND farted in her face. And she still married you?

 

[EmpressFi]

I once called Malin by my ex-husband's name in a fight....

 

[HottieMama]

Not being able to walk the next day because it felt like I was having menstrual cramps

Ok..i am now convinced that i am COMPLETELY fucked up because i like that feeling...when it's not actual cramps.

 

[EmpressFi]

Ok..i am now convinced that i am COMPLETELY fucked up because i like that feeling...when it's not actual cramps.

whatever floats your boat... I personally hated the feeling that I had to crawl to pee because if I stood up my uterus would fall out..

 

[HottieMama]

whatever floats your boat... I personally hated the feeling that I had to crawl to pee because if I stood up my uterus would fall out..

Ok..i have never had it that bad...but i have been playing with being fisted recently and while i don't get externally sore, i get very sore internally...kinda a nice reminder....

 

[sanjuaneros]

I KNEW size matter.

OK. What I should have said is "size does matter". Period. It can be too big, too small, both in length and in girth.

But the point is that size does matter.

 

[EmpressFi]

Even after being fisted, I've never been THAT internally sore.. He was a great man.. but mannnn... did I hurt on that flight coming back

 

[LittleJade]

My honey hurts me EVERY SINGLE TIME we have sex- his cock is too big for me... and it's a good kind of pain.

Bigger, and it might not be a good pain... unless he spent a good long time working me up, first.

 

[Etoile]

So, you fell asleep on her AND farted in her face. And she still married you?

Amazing, isn't it?!

 

[DeservingBitch]

Amazing, isn't it?!

Well, you're hot. And kinda smart too. I guess it helped.

 

[LittleJade]

I'm going to bed, peoples.


It's been a slice.

 

[HottieMama]

DB...love your new av....

 

[DeservingBitch]

DB...love your new av....

Thank you!