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[Mischka]

I've been lifting weights to keep my stress levels down this semester, and as a result I've developed a previously untapped skill. I can now move my pecs, causing my boobs to move up and down, either individualy or in unison. I spent a good five minutes in front of the mirror trying to time them to the radio. Almost got it - I need to start out with a slower song.

After the novelty wore off, it dawned on me that this is a completely useless skill. What on earth are individually moving boobs good for? Any other ladies have this talent, and if so, what do you do with it?

 

[KillerMuffin]

After you get the long bavarian fucking chestnut hair, you can gyrate on top of PC's rigid, throbbing cock and totally wow him with your dexterous ability.

Well.

Do you have a cat? Don't use it in front of a cat. Think foot under blanket syndrome.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

After the novelty wore off, it dawned on me that this is a completely useless skill. What on earth are individually moving boobs good for? Any other ladies have this talent, and if so, what do you do with it?

Its not useless, you could really wow the audience with that one...

 

[Mischka]

Making mental note of the cat thing. Have two of them, one with all his claws. Ouchy.

 

[modest mouse]

I'm thinking when out in public you can get a boob dance going. The rhumba perhaps.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Never stop learning, Mischka! Ya might wanna pick up and agent, or a PR person...

 

[Weird Harold]

if so, what do you do with it?

Have you tried it with tassels yet?

 

[Problem Child]

You could probably jig two fishing lures at once if you tied one line to each nipple.

 

[freakygirl]

Just think.. if being a lawyer turns out not being your thing..

You can always go into exotic dancing

 

[Mischka]

I am such the city girl. I had to look up jig. The idea of smelly fish yanking at my bouncing nipples is just not all that appealing. But thanks for thinking of me, PC.

Hadn't thought of tassles, Weird Harold. Maybe I could create a whole naughty Santa's elf thing out of this...

Where do you live, modest mouse? Are there frequent public boob dances there?

 

[Azwed]

My ex gf could do that. We actually kind of cool to watch. Wish I had thought of the tassels that might be fun.


On second thought she would never have done it. She was not much into inventive things like that.

 

[modest mouse]

Where do you live, modest mouse? Are there frequent public boob dances there?

Vermont. Not often enough.

 

[ariosto]

I have seen public boob dancing at biker parties and have a Harley for sale cheap.
Mischka, you interested ?

 

[Angelus]

Well I know one thing.... I would sure pay good money to see that. That would be one heck of a good show.

 

[Dillinger]

I can do that... weights are wonderful things. However, I'm sure most would rather watch any woman here try, even unsucessfully, then watch me... *lol*

 

[HonestHands]

... and if so, what do you do with it?

conduct a Punch and Judy show, perhaps?

 

[Rambling Rose]

I can do that too, Mischka... but can you fit your fist into your mouth? Just another useless talent brought to you by the maker of this mornings coffee.

 

[Guest]

When I first saw this thread, the first thing that came to my mind was that the toy manufacturers just unveiled a new Action Figure Barbie or something along those lines. LOL

Enjoy your day, all.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Hey Mischka?

Can your boobs do this??? Mwah hahahaha!!!

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