Now what?

[shereads]

Is this it? No door prize? No conga line?

 

[oggbashan]

What did you expect?

It is too early on a Saturday for some of us, too late on a Friday night for others.

The earlies have hangovers: the lates are building the foundations for tomorrow's hangover.

It is pleasant to see you but a Conga line? My head's pounding too much.

Would a virtual hug do?


x 4


Og

 

[wishfulthinking]

I'll brave an AH Conga, but there are certain steps that must be followed:

1. Wait for an appropriate song. Anything with a heavy beat will do.

2. Find a partner or join an existing conga line. Do not try to persuade anyone who seems reluctant to join a conga line.

3. Enter the line. Do not be first if you can avoid it.

4. With your hands, move the hips immediately in front of you artfully from side to side. The idea is that each person "leads" the person in front - you are not following the person in front of you. You are spontaneously choreographing her.

5. When someone joins the line behind you, move your hips as instructed by her. Your movements may not correspond to the movements of the person in front of you.

6. Snake around the dance floor. Kick each heel, as in the "Hokey Pokey," as appropriate.

7. Continue moving forward until you're tired of it.

 

[sirhugs]

It's gotta be " Locomotion"...even the Kylie version.

Reluctants must be coerced.

There is no first. it needs three to start a line.

Hands, hips...exactly.

Never tire until you collapse, preferably on someone soft.

 

[Guest]

It's gotta be " Locomotion"...even the Kylie version.

Reluctants must be coerced.

There is no first. it needs three to start a line.

Hands, hips...exactly.

Never tire until you collapse, preferably on someone soft.

I would rather collapse on someone hard.

Then together we could go find somewhere soft.