Now this was really funny

[Wizard]

How many of us really wanted to do this to someone.......

I just had to share it with you guys and gals........



http://members.aon.at/pcnet/lachen/stfu.htm

 

[MissTaken]

Hahahhaha


I could have done that about six times today at work....but would have been arrested, with my luck!

 

[Wizard]

Hahahhaha


I could have done that about six times today at work....but would have been arrested, with my luck!

LMAO I can't belive this hasn't had more posts.........

Fuck,I thought it was great!!

 

[Zaudika]

ok, that had me laughing and laughing.. going to keep that one.

 

[smalltownbrat]

hilarious

OMG! I lmao at that one! TY for the good laugh...had to pass that on to friends of mine...

 

[FungiUg]

Cute.

 

[BlueSugar]

:: Blink :: woah! hahahahaha thats awesome, thanks once again for a really good laugh!

 

[Wizard]

Glad you all enjoyed...... I just watched it again and still laugh at it.......
Just one of those funny things....

 

[Ziggy*stardust]

OMG What an annoying girl!! The guy did exactly what I would like to do if it wasn't for my polite and passive nature.

*stardust*

 

[Wizard]

OMG What an annoying girl!! The guy did exactly what I would like to do if it wasn't for my polite and passive nature.

*stardust*

Thats what I mean we all wanted to do that at some point and time.....

 

[Ziggy*stardust]

Thats what I mean we all wanted to do that at some point and time.....

Hehe, glad that he actually did it. It ended up as a funny little clip! Thanks for sharing.

*stardust*

 

[Wizard]

Not nearly as funny but still cute.....



The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.

The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak with my horse."

Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more beautiful than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your last request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone."

The Chief is curious, but agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. 0nce they are alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eyes and says very slowly, "Listen carefully. For the last time, I said, 'BRING POSSE!'"

 

[scooterbum]

And who said dogs were man's best friend?

Silver seems to be doing a bit better than Rover ever did!



Hi Wiz.

 

[Wizard]

And who said dogs were man's best friend?

Silver seems to be doing a bit better than Rover ever did!



Hi Wiz.

You got that right Scooter, Hell of a horse.

How about that chicks laugh...........Bring me a hard back book....

 

[Wizard]

Little BILLY was sitting on a park benchmunching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

"Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a
time?
"No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own fucking business

 

[KarenAM]

Hee! Delightful! Thank goodness for thick books!

 

[SmallofHerBack]

Little BILLY was sitting on a park benchmunching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

"Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a
time?
"No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own fucking business

That one cracked me up!!! Hahhahaahahahahah

 

[Wizard]

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little BILLY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is
biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking."

 

[Wizard]

Bump.............

 

[AngelicAssassin]

For those without a phone book

... nor the inclination to be arrested for using one.

 

[Raven Wilde]

LOL at all of them, I don't blame the guy in the least...

 

[Wizard]

LOL at all of them, I don't blame the guy in the least...

LMAO...........I still think it is funny.........

 

[Krinaia]

Every once in a while, something good turns out to be bad. And if it's bad, it could get ugly.

Good: You made plans to meet your on-line submissive.
Bad: She's might be really late.
Ugly: She's got to see if her mother will let her skip her Girl Scout meeting that day.

Good: You got invited to a play party.
Bad: It's at Dr. Kevorkian's place.
Ugly: You're the guest of honor.

Good: Master is horny and he takes you right there on the kitchen table.
Bad: He breaks a few dishes by sweeping them out of the way.
Ugly: Your parents weren't done eating yet.

Good: You ordered your husband to cross-dress and took him to a straight bar for a humiliation scene.
Bad: He refused to shave his beard.
Ugly: He got asked out and you didn't.

Good: Master bought a new toy.
Bad: It's a 10' long bullwhip.
Ugly: He knows what he's doing, he saw all three Indiana Jones movies.

Good: Your slave likes sex.
Bad: With men in uniform.
Ugly: You live a block away from the military base.

Good: You surprised your Dom by renting a porno flick he hadn't seen.
Bad: It's an amateur production.
Ugly: His mother is the star.

Good: Your girlfriend discovered she's kinky.
Bad: Kinkier than you.
Ugly: Your doberman wants to do it again.

Good: You explain your rules to a potential sub.
Bad: He keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

Good: You found a great pair of nipple clamps.
Bad: In the laundry.
Ugly: In the pocket of your 10-year old son's pants.

Good: Mistress decided to expand your relationship.
Bad: It will now be polyamorous.
Ugly: With your parents.

Good: Your Top wants you to masturbate for him.
Bad: You can't remember where you left your vibrator.
Ugly: Your daughter found a rocket ship for her Barbie doll.

Good: You open the door and greet your Master in the nude.
Bad: He was already home.
Ugly: You weren't.

Good: You've got e-mail.
Bad: It's from your boss.
Ugly: It's a reply to your personal on alt.personals.bondage.

Good: Mistress is exploring her spiritual side.
Bad: She's becoming very religious.
Ugly: She joined a convent.

Good: Great outdoor sex with your Dom.
Bad: Neither of you heard the car pull up.
Ugly: Your uncle arrested him.

Good: Your Domme wants you to take care of her hot pussy now.
Bad: You break the speed limit getting to her house.
Ugly: You get to take Fluffy to the vet.

Good: Mistress calls and asks if you want something hot tonight when she gets home.
Bad: You didn't realize it meant she was ordering Chinese food.
Ugly: The deliveryman got hysterical when you answered the door buck naked.

Good: Master came home for a lunchtime quickie.
Bad: You weren't expecting him.
Ugly: The line was already out the door.

Good: Your absent minded slave remembered to clean the house AND cook dinner.
Bad: Your flogger is missing.
Ugly: The calimari tastes like leather.

 

[Vixandra]

Giggling so hard I'm gasping, Skyline that was great!

 

[Krinaia]

Well I won't take credit. I found it online...