now, satanic cellphones i could believe-

[rae121452]

because they're a product of the devil, for sure. but gym shoes?


Nike denies ties to Lil Nas X's 'Satan Shoes'
Mon, 29 Mar 2021 19:23:36 GMT
The red and black shoes, which feature a bronze pentagram and inverted cross, contain "one drop" of human blood in the sole along with red ink, according...


if they had wanted to be satanically politically correct, they would have put the cross on the sole. heathens!

 

[Fermina_Daza]

King already did possessed cell phones in his book Cell.

Are we sure this “celebrity” didn’t mean satin? I mean, education doesn’t go as far as it used to.

 

[Liar]

I have it on authority that the devil wears Prada.