Now Rice Crispies is RACIST

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody)
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Why are Snap, Crackle and Pop from Rice Krispies all white males?

You can’t even eat cereal in this country without being reminded how racist it is.

 

[SpeareChucker]

More than Raisin Bran™?

 

[bbx56]

 

[Kantarii]

I stopped reading the BBC news online because it seemed suggestive of bbc.

 

[SpeareChucker]

*snap*


is



Cultural appropriation!

 

[bellisarius]

I always thought they were gay though.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Mayor Pete calls it the Breakfast of Champions...



He's especially fond of *pop*.

 

[bellisarius]

Kellog's could always declare 'Snap' to be trans.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Jussie Snap

 

[bellisarius]

There's always Cocoa Puffs.

 

[SpeareChucker]

LT's Breakfast of Champions!

 

[bellisarius]

Besides, shouldn't S,C,&P be Asian? Only seems fitting.

 

[SpeareChucker]

*crackle*



For sure.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Besides, shouldn't S,C,&P be Asian? Only seems fitting.

Or the name of your new NGO...

 

[bellisarius]

While we're at it, shouldn't those Quaker brands that are shot from guns be banned for promoting violence and Christianity?

 

[SpeareChucker]

That reference went over my head.


Like the free T-shirts at athletic events.
My seats are too close to the front...

 

[bellisarius]

"Quaker (a religious sect) Puffed Wheat/Rice. It's shot from guns!"

You must have lived a deprived childhood. Never listened to 'Sgt. Preston of the Yukon' on radio?

 

[SpeareChucker]

No.

At dawn we were chucked out the door and not allowed back in until dusk.
We could hole up at the main farmhouse, but the TV and Radio there were off limits.

Instruments of the devil.

 

[bbx56]

That reference went over my head.


Like the free T-shirts at athletic events.
My seats are too close to the front...

SHORTY

 

[SpeareChucker]

Nope. Front row.

∴ Racist

 

[bbx56]

so you stop foul balls with your

FACE?

 

[Kantarii]

What about Cocoa Krispies?