Now I've heard everything.

I sucked one of mine into the vacuum cleaner once. It just shut down housework for a few days, not a sewer system...
 
"These pipes are not designed to carry bras and knickers."
Your basic, Great Quote of the Day


The spokeswoman said it was impossible to trace the owners of the underwear.
But what if they could? Many story possibilities.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Damn, I was wondering where I'd put the darned things. I thought they were just in the deep freeze again. *Sigh*







:D
 
Tracing the owners...

I imagine a modern-day take on the Cinderella story. Bureaucrats in a tan sedan going door to door with the items in question. :cattail:
 
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