Now if they'd only mentioned THIS in Home Economics...

[Svenskaflicka]

Tests show that men have a tendency to get sexually stimulated by the smell of certain food, such as:

At the top of the list came cinnamon buns, fried meat, and cheese pizza (but also, and hardly surprising, chocolate, vanilla, strawberry and peppermint).

Dinner at my place?

 

[TheEarl]

I've read that - two smells guaranteed to get men goign are cinnamon and peppermint. Apparently the female equivalent is the smell of liquorice <ugh>.

The Earl

 

[impressive]

I've read that - two smells guaranteed to get men goign are cinnamon and peppermint. Apparently the female equivalent is the smell of liquorice <ugh>.

The Earl

Cinnamon does it for me. (Might be the Altoids, though.)

 

[TheEarl]

Apparently feeding steak to a lass is good as it boosts her testosterone levels, which regulate her sex drive.

The Earl

 

[carsonshepherd]

for some reason coffee does it for me... and vanilla.

 

[English Lady]

urgh Liquorice urgh yak!
chocolate works for me, and the meat too...ooooh meat!!

 

[LadyJeanne]

Beer isn't on the list?

 

[Dar~]

I don't need anything, I think I may have a reserve testosterone gland or something. I Always want sex!!!!

 

[AppleBiter]

I don't need anything, I think I may have a reserve testosterone gland or something. I Always want sex!!!!

Amen, sister!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Beer isn't on the list?

Wine for me. Mmmm.

 

[TheEarl]

I don't need anything, I think I may have a reserve testosterone gland or something. I Always want sex!!!!

"Ale increases the desire, but removes the ability."

Where's Pear when we've got a nice bit of Shakespeare paraphrasing going on?

The Earl

 

[Hulder]

Home made bread!

Blend the ingredients, have sex, fill the forms with dough, have sex, place the forms in the oven, have sex, take breads out of oven, have sex, and then the breads should be all done and cool enough to eat. If you use butter on the bread, have more sex to work it off. Or just for the fun of it.

 

[kendo1]

Wine works for the wife, if I get her drunk enough.

Coffee works for me- keeps me awake long enough to perform.

 

[rikaaim]

Wine for me. Mmmm.

I thought some lovely sugar cubes and bits of carrots and apples?

 

[SlickTony]

There is nothing wrong with the smell of licorice. There's not even anything wrong with the taste of licorice. It's just the texture I can't do with. It's about like I'd imagine eating coaxial cable (albeit with the wire stripped out) wuld be like.

 

[SeaCat]

The scent of a good clean woman does it to me. (Not freshly out of the shower or bath either, although that does have it's attraction at times.)

Give me a whif of a woman who has been working, with that slight sheen of sweat on her skin. One who has been awake long enough to have been doing something worth while. Now I'm not talking about the smell of a woman who has been rolling in the manure pile, or is whiff as a Pole Cat from working in the sun all day. I'm talking that sweet smell from slightly moist skin, laced with her own special scent. Now that will get me hard enough to punch holes in cement walls and randy enough to do it just to get to her.

Cat

 

[TheEarl]

Now that will get me hard enough to punch holes in cement walls and randy enough to do it just to get to her.

Cat

Scene: The Cat and Lister are discussing the prospect of finally finding a woman after being alone in space for 2 years.

Lister: I just think you're a little cocky for someone who's never actually seen a woman before.
Cat: I've seen mirrors. I have eyes. Let's face it buddy, I have a figure that makes men wet. Have you ever heard of a creature called an Iranian Jird. It can do 12,000 pelvic thrusts a second.
Lister: So?
Cat: That's me, in slo-mo. Put a Black and Decker drill on the end, and I can make it through walls, boy!

From quoting Shakespeare to quoting Red Dwarf in one thread.

The Earl

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I've missed your Red Dwarf quotes.

 

[SeaCat]

Scene: The Cat and Lister are discussing the prospect of finally finding a woman after being alone in space for 2 years.

Lister: I just think you're a little cocky for someone who's never actually seen a woman before.
Cat: I've seen mirrors. I have eyes. Let's face it buddy, I have a figure that makes men wet. Have you ever heard of a creature called an Iranian Jird. It can do 12,000 pelvic thrusts a second.
Lister: So?
Cat: That's me, in slo-mo. Put a Black and Decker drill on the end, and I can make it through walls, boy!

From quoting Shakespeare to quoting Red Dwarf in one thread.

The Earl

ROTFLMAO

Thanks Earl I needed that.

Cat

 

[Gekken]

Has anyone thought that for men it isn't so much the smell of the food, but the smell of the woman FINALLY cooking something on the expensive pots I bought her?

 

[Her sissy slave]

men?

Tests show that men have a tendency to get sexually stimulated by the smell of certain food, such as:



Dinner at my place?

let's not forget fresh brewed coffee first thing in the morning....mmmm

 

[Pyed_Typer]

Has anyone thought that for men it isn't so much the smell of the food, but the smell of the woman FINALLY cooking something on the expensive pots I bought her?

If you bought her those expensive pots for something like an anniversary, her birthday, or Christmas . . . don't eat it!!!!