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Marxist

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...The 'Nilla Lovers Board.

No politics, movies, or bondage will be discussed.

Just sex. Plain yogurt sex. No incest or peeing. Just the kind of sex that happens when you take off your longjohns in the middle of winter and fuck by the fireplace.
 
what about golf ? ... everyone knows my golf thread was really a metaphor for sexual positions don't they :confused:
 
glamorilla said:
What about butt fucking?


Nope, all that's going into the Fag Forum. Yes Glam, we're going to subdivide this puppy down until everybody has their own personal forum.

Mine shall feature big butts and chubby sluts. God, the future looks bright.
 
sunstruck said:
What's in my forum?

Scintillating threads like "How Can You Like Cranberry Juice?" or "Why Supertramp Rocks So Hard"

You'll be more addicted than ever.
 
RawHumor said:
Can we still post to multiple threads?

Of course. But don't let the moderator get crazy on you. You'll end up with your posts getting bounced from forum to forum.
 
Marxist said:



Nope, all that's going into the Fag Forum. Yes Glam, we're going to subdivide this puppy down until everybody has their own personal forum.

Mine shall feature big butts and chubby sluts. God, the future looks bright.

No blow jobs?
 
Marxist said:


Scintillating threads like "How Can You Like Cranberry Juice?" or "Why Supertramp Rocks So Hard"

You'll be more addicted than ever.

Hmmm, I can deal with that.

Now, Supertramp is easy, but how do I turn cranberry juice into sex talk?
 
Marxist said:
Of course. But don't let the moderator get crazy on you. You'll end up with your posts getting bounced from forum to forum.

I hate that! Then I lose all my thread subscriptions. It's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights or something.
 
Marxist said:



Nope, all that's going into the Fag Forum. Yes Glam, we're going to subdivide this puppy down until everybody has their own personal forum.

Mine shall feature big butts and chubby sluts. God, the future looks bright.

I'm stuck with Carlton? wtf? What if I wanna do some of that other stuff?
 
Marxist said:



Mine shall feature big butts and chubby sluts. God, the future looks bright.


I got the slut part. :(

Where will I go? *pout*
 
sunstruck said:


Hmmm, I can deal with that.

Now, Supertramp is easy, but how do I turn cranberry juice into sex talk?

How 'bout "I got my little pussy fucked so hard I had do drink a gallon of cranberry juice just to focus again"
 
I want the Curmudgeon's Board. Mostly politics and serious stuff, with the occasional whimsy thrown in just to confuse people.
 
Is there gonna be a hetero ass fucking board? Not that I have a problem with hangin out with the Glam man, but I don't wanna know how much more sex he's gettin than I am.
 
pagancowgirl said:
Is there gonna be a hetero ass fucking board? Not that I have a problem with hangin out with the Glam man, but I don't wanna know how much more sex he's gettin than I am.

You and PaganAngel will have your own Pagan's Board.
 
perky_baby said:


I'm stuck with Carlton? wtf? What if I wanna do some of that other stuff?

Hey Perks! Want to start our own thread? Lots of feathers and super tramp.
 
Can we also have a Newbie Board? Where we can crunch on 'em a bit and see which ones are too soft in the middle?
 
wow... our very own board.

It's just not gonna work. He'll be ass fucking me and then decide he has to go over to glam's board for oral... we'll be terribly confused.

Can't we have a non-bondage-assfucking-for-everyone board?
 
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