Notice: I have changed the name of my penis...

[Shaq]

Once he was the "Man of Steel" but now he has been rechristianed PHOENIX!!


That is all...

 

[peachykeen]

How nice for you. Thanks for sharing that useless information.

 

[amelia]

i miss you

 

[Shaq]

How nice for you. Thanks for sharing that useless information.

How is it useless? What if no penis had a name? Every penis would just be called...penis. *shudders*

Who would want to live in such a world?

 

[Shaq]

i miss you

*waves*


I'm here til my organized sounds finish d/ling...


How is the climate in your area? (Translation: How are you?)

 

[amelia]

How is the climate in your area? (Translation: How are you?)

i'm doing great! how are you?

 

[peachykeen]

true enough shaq, hadn't thought of that.

my favorite penis name is one a girlfriend of mine gave to her then-boyfriend, "Big Mac". She said when she got horny she would offer to supersize it for him.

 

[MechaBlade]

My has kept the same name. I can't tell you what, but it is shared by a popular musician.

 

[Shaq]

i'm doing great! how are you?

I'm feeling fine!

Though the Eagles are losing their 2nd pre-season game...grr....

 

[Shaq]

true enough shaq, hadn't thought of that.

my favorite penis name is one a girlfriend of mine gave to her then-boyfriend, "Big Mac". She said when she got horny she would offer to supersize it for him.

That is a good name.....that woman had talent...

 

[amelia]

I'm feeling fine!

Though the Eagles are losing their 2nd pre-season game...grr....

i always take losing during the pre-season as a good thing!

 

[Shaq]

i always take losing during the pre-season as a good thing!

I want perfection! I've pledged the next decade or so to rooting for whatever team Donovan Mcnabb plays for.

The losses unnerve me...

 

[amelia]

I want perfection! I've pledged the next decade or so to rooting for whatever team Donovan Mcnabb plays for.

The losses unnerve me...

i'm just excited to start seeing coach gruden again on a pretty normal basis..he's so dreamy!

 

[Shaq]

i'm just excited to start seeing coach gruden again on a pretty normal basis..he's so dreamy!

Is he really? "Chucky" is a little creepy to me...when he yells at a player he has a look that just screams Child's Play Pt 4....

 

[amelia]

Is he really? "Chucky" is a little creepy to me...when he yells at a player he has a look that just screams Child's Play Pt 4....

his intensity makes me wet

 

[Private Vasquez]

Does it burn when you pee now?

 

[Mr. Asshole]

Why do all men be they hung like giants or chipmunks feel the need for a name for their penis? It is childish and boring. "The monster", "the ultimate pleasure device", or whatever, it still is attached to you and you need to do the work.

 

[Shaq]

his intensity makes me wet

Bill Goldberg used to be real intense when I watched wrestling...

 

[Shaq]

Does it burn when you pee now?

Oh my pee has burned ever since '97...only now my urine is a an luminescent orange red...

 

[Private Vasquez]

So what color is the seed?

 

[PacificBlue]

Oh my pee has burned ever since '97...only now my urine is a an luminescent orange red...

I could pee sunsets a couple of years ago when I was on some type of medication. I don't remember the name of it though. Pretty entertaining. I know...get a life!

 

[Shaq]

So what color is the seed?

Still light white....but it glows in the dark....

 

[Saint Peter]

his intensity makes me wet

My penis?

 

[PacificBlue]

Still light white....but it glows in the dark....

would it be wrong to ask you to write your name on my bed sheets?

 

[Private Vasquez]

So it can find it's way easier?

You might want to have that looked at, man.