Nothing...

[Bob Peale]

...is more satisfying than coaxing a big ass burp out of a baby that has been bellowing for 15 minutes.

And you thought YOU lived on the edge!

 

[Suzi]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

I totally get what you mean! My eldest had gas all the time it seemed...My occupation was burping! And nursing...lol

Suzi

 

[Bob Peale]

Re: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

I totally get what you mean! My eldest had gas all the time it seemed...My occupation was burping! And nursing...lol

Suzi

If I could nurse we'd all be rich

 

[Latinababe]

ummmmm

 

[LukkyKnight]

Pealer!

Good job, man. Getting any sleep?

 

[Shaq]

Please for those of us not in the know...how do you get babies to burp?

On tv they tilt them and sort of pat there backs...is that how it works?

 

[Ice Cold]

Nothing is everything and everyithing is nothing (BURB!!!!)

 

[Bob Peale]

Pealer!

Good job, man. Getting any sleep?

Sleep? What the hell is that?

Shaq, after 5 minutes, you do WHATEVER it takes. Hold them to your shoulder and rub their back, lean them forward on your knee and pat their back, strip naked and wank off on the front lawn if the blessed noise will just STOP!

Sorry, lost it there dor a sec...

 

[Cheyenne]

Ah, one of the first Nod stories of the new series.

I'm looking forward to them.

 

[Bob Peale]

This child should have been named Destroyer of the Old World Order.

It's as if she picked up where Wynken and Blynken left off

 

[LukkyKnight]

Sleep? What the hell is that?

Shaq, after 5 minutes, you do WHATEVER it takes. Hold them to your shoulder and rub their back, lean them forward on your knee and pat their back, strip naked and wank off on the front lawn if the blessed noise will just STOP!

Sorry, lost it there dor a sec...

Shaq, since you asked, one parting bit of wisdom before I go off to dream of adult female forms...

Burping babies are not as adept as beer-guzzling males. The wise burper, accordingly, works over a good-sized, absorbent "burp rag" - just because.

Goodnight, Bob.

Goodnight, Gracie.

 

[Cheyenne]

This child should have been named Destroyer of the Old World Order.

It's as if she picked up where Wynken and Blynken left off

Oh, now I'm SURE I'm going to enjoy the Nod stories! Wait until the three of them are old enough to gang up on you and you're outnumberd by kids!

I don't know how parents survive. I really don't.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Bob, I regret to inform you that you must immediately take all of your clothes off, tie yourself up in rope, and stand on the front lawn. I will be by to pick you up shortly.

Don't expect to return unscathed with anything less than an exhaustedly bemused look on your face.

 

[perks]

I see your burp and raise you a first delightful experience with bubbles.

 

[Sillyman]

My mom used to make me walk around with my baby brother all night until five in the morning. I would get so tired I would bang his head into the door frame. Ah, memories.

 

[Bob Peale]

Bob, I regret to inform you that you must immediately take all of your clothes off, tie yourself up in rope, and stand on the front lawn. I will be by to pick you up shortly.

Don't expect to return unscathed with anything less than an exhaustedly bemused look on your face.

And this is a bad thing because?