Cryo
The True Ice-Man
- Joined
- Aug 4, 2000
- Posts
- 1,126
Welcome to the Shop of the unnatural orgy. Weather your a butt ugly freak who's only working organ is your dick, or recently declared world's sexiest man, someone who has to litterally fight off supermodels with a stick lest they ripp off your cloths and fuck you in the street, I have something for you. Would you like;
1. Love potion #8 - One spray, and any woman who hears you will fall desperately in love with you and do Absolutely anything you ask for no less than 3 hours.
2. "The look" - Simply look into someone's eyes and concentrate, and they will fall into a trance like state. They will do whatever you say untill you tell them to wake up. and when they do, they remember nothing of being under the trance.
3. F-powder - Simply blow a nominal amount at a girls face, and she will desperatly want to fuck you 6 ways through sunday. Only 5 consecutive orgasm's will counter the effect of the drug, so be prepared for a long night.
4. M-powder - Same thing as above, but for a male. Be bewared though, I don't sell this to a guy, as male gay's creep me the fuck out. As for lesbians, I say the more the better. Getting 6 girls in the bed taring your cloths apart may give me a 12 incher, but show me a dick briefly on TV and I'm down to 3 milimeters.
5. Time controlled Hypnosis. Slow time down and give an order. THe person will do it as if it were completely natural, and never question it. This is one of my favorites, because the person is doing this of their own free will (so to speek) and tend to fuck you with much more passion and feeling. (you can instruct feeling. Therefor, they will think that your inch wide piece is instead 4 inches wide, and be sore to prove it.)
6. traditional hypnosis. Get them to listen to you for 5 minutes, put them out is 2, give them a hypnotic signature that when they hear a common word they strip and masterbate, and watch the fun happen!
I gotem all. So come on in and for a cheep cheep price, it can be yours too. Just 5 cents. That's right, just one meesly nickle, and you can fuck your way to the top of the line. and just to show my cinserity, I'll throw in the rest of them for free! Come now!
OOC; if anyone got anything else, I am more than willing to Jerk off to them.. I mean listen to them.
1. Love potion #8 - One spray, and any woman who hears you will fall desperately in love with you and do Absolutely anything you ask for no less than 3 hours.
2. "The look" - Simply look into someone's eyes and concentrate, and they will fall into a trance like state. They will do whatever you say untill you tell them to wake up. and when they do, they remember nothing of being under the trance.
3. F-powder - Simply blow a nominal amount at a girls face, and she will desperatly want to fuck you 6 ways through sunday. Only 5 consecutive orgasm's will counter the effect of the drug, so be prepared for a long night.
4. M-powder - Same thing as above, but for a male. Be bewared though, I don't sell this to a guy, as male gay's creep me the fuck out. As for lesbians, I say the more the better. Getting 6 girls in the bed taring your cloths apart may give me a 12 incher, but show me a dick briefly on TV and I'm down to 3 milimeters.
5. Time controlled Hypnosis. Slow time down and give an order. THe person will do it as if it were completely natural, and never question it. This is one of my favorites, because the person is doing this of their own free will (so to speek) and tend to fuck you with much more passion and feeling. (you can instruct feeling. Therefor, they will think that your inch wide piece is instead 4 inches wide, and be sore to prove it.)
6. traditional hypnosis. Get them to listen to you for 5 minutes, put them out is 2, give them a hypnotic signature that when they hear a common word they strip and masterbate, and watch the fun happen!
I gotem all. So come on in and for a cheep cheep price, it can be yours too. Just 5 cents. That's right, just one meesly nickle, and you can fuck your way to the top of the line. and just to show my cinserity, I'll throw in the rest of them for free! Come now!
OOC; if anyone got anything else, I am more than willing to Jerk off to them.. I mean listen to them.
