Nothing but nice for 24 hours

[Jailhouse]

If there's one thing I hate in this life it's a person who just has to be a miserable cunt all the time, no matter what. You know the guy; has to show up in a thread just so he can ruin it... has to reply to every single comment just to knock someone down... turns everything around to make it seem like he's the victim when he's really the one causing all the fucking annoyance.

Well, at times I wonder if that guy might be me... so I'm gonna try being completely nice, no matter what, for 24 hours. Just to see if I can do it.

No matter what is said to me or about me, I will not reply in any way except kindly and with good humor.

On Saturday morning, 1:44 EST... I'll check back and see how I did. I'm starting right now.

Yes, I will remain nice even if that cunt of a hillbilly Spetsnaz shows up and starts talking about why Sexygirl won't talk to his gun-toting, camo-painted ass and how he's gonna make her sooooo sorry (*miming like I'm dabbing my eyes with a tissue).

 

[Jailhouse]

Ok, ok. That was a false start.

On Saturday morning, 1:44 EST... I'll check back and see how I did. I'm starting right now.

Yes, I will remain nice even if that cunt of a hillbilly Spetsnaz shows up and starts talking about why Sexygirl won't talk to his gun-toting, camo-painted ass and how he's gonna make her sooooo sorry (*miming like I'm dabbing my eyes with a tissue).

Ok. The nice part starts *now*. Forget what I said about that fuckhead.

 

[Jailhouse]

Ok. The nice part starts *now*. Forget what I said about that fuckhead.

Ok. "Being nice for 24 hours" officially started at 1:46 AM EST.

Man, this is gonna be hard.

 

[gravyrug]

Good luck with that. I usually have to stay away from the computer to manage it.

 

[LinearMan]

Cool. I get dibs on all the Lit Girls that are currently perving on you.

 

[Jailhouse]

Cool. I get dibs on all the Lit Girls that are currently perving on you.

You fucking wish, you batshit pole-smoking reta-...

Ok. Restarting the clock for 1:47 AM kickoff. This time for real.

 

[Jailhouse]

I've gone exactly one minute so far, and I've already had to erase a comment to something TANG GOD said.

This is going to be a long day.

 

[Flyin_Free]

I've gone exactly one minute so far, and I've already had to erase a comment to something TANG GOD said.

This is going to be a long day.

You'll never make 24 hours. Just can't see it.

 

[LinearMan]

You'll never make 24 hours. Just can't see it.

Well, if we all are very supportive, one never knows...

I think it's possible.

 

[Freya]

Being nice is way overrated.

 

[Jailhouse]

Being nice is way overrated.

Have I mentioned that you're looking great today?

 

[Killswitch]

Being nice is way overrated.

So are your tits.

 

[LinearMan]

Maybe it would help if you changed your av (during this short 24 hour period) to either a fluffy bunny, kitten, or smiley face. Just sayin'.

 

[Freya]

Have I mentioned that you're looking great today?

Well, thank you.


There's an aura of green in here suddenly. Do you notice?

 

[Jailhouse]

Good to see you, KS.

Are you actually gonna be at that Lit-together in Toronto btw?

 

[Jailhouse]

Well, thank you.


There's an aura of green in here suddenly. Do you notice?

Green? I don't get it...

 

[Killswitch]

Good to see you, KS.

Are you actually gonna be at that Lit-together in Toronto btw?

Yeah. Sure.

 

[Freya]

Green? I don't get it...

It's an attention deficit disorder...as in someone's not getting enough.

 

[Jailhouse]

It's an attention deficit disorder...as in someone's not getting enough.

Well, I've got ADD *and* I'm not getting any, so you scored two goals with one shot there.

 

[Freya]

Well, I've got ADD *and* I'm not getting any, so you scored two goals with one shot there.

You get attention. But you get it because you're interesting, and funny, not because you're stamping your feet and screeching like a spoiled child.

Edit: PS, I wasn't referring to you anyways, doof.

Edit again: So now you got a free compliment out of me. Damnit. It's like it's my 24 hours to be nice too.

 

[Jailhouse]

You get attention. But you get it because you're interesting, and funny, not because you're stamping your feet and screeching like a spoiled child.

(*psst*... you forgot "large penis")

 

[1HF]

hi jailhouse

 

[Freya]

(*psst*... you forgot "large penis")

I edited.

 

[Jailhouse]

hi jailhouse

Well hi there! Haven't heard from you in ages.

 

[1HF]

Well hi there! Haven't heard from you in ages.

*nods* things have been shit lately.

they were again last night. but thats ok. Im makning u p for it by drinking heavily