Note to self

[Liar]

Put bottle of dishwasher rinse further away from bottle of Listerine.

 

[HappyLlama]

Put bottle of dishwasher rinse further away from bottle of Listerine.

Yep.

Listerine is no good for cleaning dishes.

 

[Daniellekitten]

But you know, they say llama skin is really good for getting all the grease off spaghetti plates.

 

[HappyLlama]

Danielle who?

 

[Topanga_Blue]

Put bottle of dishwasher rinse further away from bottle of Listerine.

Also of note: Pump toothpaste, (Mentadent) is surprisingly similar in appearance and function to a bottle of Ivory hand soap. It's also noted that the Ivory soap does not taste nearly as minty and fresh.

 

[Liar]

Yep.

Listerine is no good for cleaning dishes.

other way 'round.

My teeth are so shiny.

 

[Guest]

other way 'round.

My teeth are so shiny.

(and )

 

[MarshAlien]

What's the problem? Clean is clean. Cleanliness is next to Godliness. You're probably just extra-Godly right now. With fresh lemon scent!

 

[HappyLlama]

(and )

...and the dishes don't have bad breath.


Yuck. I remember making coffee with salt instead of sugar (when I used to take sugar).

Or the time I used vick instead of vaseline on my then girlfriend.

 

[Guest]

...and the dishes don't have bad breath.


Yuck. I remember making coffee with salt instead of sugar (when I used to take sugar).

Or the time I used vick instead of vaseline on my then girlfriend.

I can see why she's your then girlfriend.

 

[HappyLlama]

I can see why she's your then girlfriend.

She's now my wife of 21 years.

 

[Guest]

She's now my wife of 21 years.

LMAO!!!

You still go through Vicks, then?

 

[Ǽltya]

She's now my wife of 21 years.

Must be the whisky.

 

[slyc_willie]

Note to 19-year-old self:

Harvey's Bristol Cream is not a lubricant.

Wish I'd known then what I know now . . . .

 

[bluebell]

This is what you get for drinking coffee.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

This is what you get for drinking coffee.

Yes. You learn that Liar's dishwasher is in his bathroom, Llama's wife is a kinky little thing, and Slyc has made some serious errors in his life and has managed to escape with all of his manly parts. Somehow.

 

[HappyLlama]

I've progressed from Vick's to more normal lubrication.

We had some fun with champagne. She said it 'tingled'.

 

[bluebell]

Now I'm getting all confused about who's lubed with what and where it's going...

 

[slyc_willie]

Yes. You learn that Liar's dishwasher is in his bathroom, Llama's wife is a kinky little thing, and Slyc has made some serious errors in his life and has managed to escape with all of his manly parts. Somehow.

Yes. A minor miracle.

Now I'm getting all confused about who's lubed with what and where it's going...

I could tell you or show you, your choice . . . .

 

[sweetness6280]

Yes. You learn that Liar's dishwasher is in his bathroom, Llama's wife is a kinky little thing, and Slyc has made some serious errors in his life and has managed to escape with all of his manly parts. Somehow.

But are all the parts functioning?

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

Now I'm getting all confused about who's lubed with what and where it's going...

Yes, everything, gutter.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

But are all the parts functioning?

That's the rumour...

 

[bluebell]

I could tell you or show you, your choice . . . .

Well, we are writers after all. Showing is our job.
(And as long as you keep that Harvey's Bristol Cream away from me...)

 

[bluebell]

Yes, everything, gutter.

I *squeeesh* you.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

I *squeeesh* you.

hehehehehe....

*squeeziegropes*

SOMEbody had to say it!