Not your stereotypical 'does size matter' thread

[Belegon]

I refuse to like this unless you tell me her cup size.

oh, I'm fucking clueless anyway...I just like 'em.

really, what was I suppossed to do? Walk over and go, "Excuse me miss, but I'm jotting down a description of you to use in pornography. May I see your bra please?"

of course, if she had said yes that would have led to another story too...

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I refuse to like this unless you tell me her cup size.

From Take Two:

“Now for bras, what size do you take?”

“Oh, they won’t have the kind of bra I wear here,” Heather said.

“Of course they do, what size are you?” Mia asked.

“34-D,” Heather murmured so quietly that it was almost inaudible.

“Pardon me?” Mia said in disbelief. She had only asked to get her sexy little PA to loosen up and talk. She had guessed the young woman wore a B cup, at the very most a C.

“I wear a 34-D,” she said quietly, “Jimbo said I looked like a cow, so he got me special bras from online. That’s why I knew they wouldn’t have the kind I wear here,” Heather said in a very small voice. Mia was caught between insane anger and a wildly rising lust. She couldn’t even imagine tits like that on Heather’s petite frame. The very thought sent her own hormones raging. On the other hand she wanted to kill the heartless son of a bitch who would say something like that to such a sensitive young woman.

What kind of man could be that cruel, Mia asked herself in disbelief. The same kind who raises hell when she uses makeup, refuses to let her wear anything that doesn’t fall at least to her ankles and makes up excuses for why they can’t buy her new clothes, she thought. In short a useless motherfucker who is afraid she will get some attention from someone, wake up and leave his sorry ass.

“Perhaps they don’t have the kind you wear, but they do have some nice ones,” Mia said, hoping to keep the rage from her voice.


Cup size is a legitimate tool of description. In this situation, there is no better way to do it. Women, when buing lingerie, speak in cup sizes. to use anything else, would be unrealistic to the dialgoue.