Not So Great, Great Stuff

Ginny

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quick after work project on friday night i thought....my tim taylor like neighbor recently replaced his mailbox....he showed me how he simply chiseled a lil cement out...popped his old box out....and slid in a new one....he said....oh don't worry about using cement.....just get some Great Stuff....you know that stuff you can squirt into holes and stuff to insulate your house....

so earlier in the week....i zipped to home depot...got a chisel, new mailbox and a can of Great Stuff.....i'm fairly handy around the house....i thought....i can do this.....the pull down thingy was broken on our brick mailbox from an accident....so the whole box needed to be replaced....

well.....all i can say.......is......i'm a fucking dumbbutt fer sure....it took me an hour to "simply chisel the box out"....i was pooped...in a hurry....i just grabbed the can of foam crap and squirted away....never reading the directions.....squirting...wiping excess with my fingers......

word to the wise.....USE GLOVES.....that goddamn stuff is like superglue.....my fingers and nails felt like sandpaper within 30 minutes......yeah i know i'm a dumbass.....but mannn....those cans should have HUGE warnings for idiots like myself.....hell....it should be called.....Great Stuff Make Sure You Use Gloves.......on the fucking can.....

a couple of hours of soaking hands....peeling it off lil by lil....and an afternoon of yard work and pool play....few baths tossed in there......my fingers are finally non-lizard skinned like......

just thought i'd share......bound to be another idiot like me out there....somewhere.....who would squirt before gloving....;)
 
*making note to buy gloves*

Thank you for that handy hardware tip :)
 
You........

could have saved yourself some aggrivation by calling Jack Handy. Or your local Handy man!!!!! When it comes to cars, home and office I can help (among other things), just ask Marksgirl.:rose:
 
Let's just say my hands would still be stuck to the mailbox.

In fact, it will probably happen even though I've read this thread.

I'm good like that.
 
lol alex....i have this visual now of you stuck to my mailbox....just making deadpan comments as the neighbors walk by.....and lord...i see a nipple peeking out.....
 
Wait a minute... wait a fucking minute! You MEAN this is not for children to play with to squirt all over their pals and clothing??? :confused:
 
<laughing>.......it should not be used by children or idiots!
 
I thought that only men DIDN'T read directions ...lol!

btw...you are very adorable...
 
oh rambrat, cutie.....an adorable hotbutted dumbbutt?....<wink>....with baby bottom smooth fingertips.....i think i've come up with a way to rid yourself of fingerprints...hell....just slather some Great Stuff on before a bank hiest or murder.....waaa laaa....no prints...
 
Ginny said:
oh rambrat, cutie.....an adorable hotbutted dumbbutt?....<wink>....with baby bottom smooth fingertips.....i think i've come up with a way to rid yourself of fingerprints...hell....just slather some Great Stuff on before a bank hiest or murder.....waaa laaa....no prints...

dumbbutt or not...you're adorable.
saw you're picture

I'll have to remember that stuff when I pull my next bank hiest!
 
Ginny said:
i can so see you in a black unitard.....;)

with the ski mask! I'd look good!

I'm in good shape so I can climb and jump over things...karate chop people that got in my way...
 
oh yeah.....you look kinda ninja like.....maybe more like delta force.....ya know.....you have that official....like sexy cop look going on....like you'd pull me over for speeding or something....and i'd be batting my eyes...trying to will tears...tossing in a few winks...and shy smiles....
 
Ginny said:
oh yeah.....you look kinda ninja like.....maybe more like delta force.....ya know.....you have that official....like sexy cop look going on....like you'd pull me over for speeding or something....and i'd be batting my eyes...trying to will tears...tossing in a few winks...and shy smiles....

Ah mam'm...could you step out of the car...I'll have to frisk you...
 
oh boy....i hope this involves use of your nightstick, officer....;)
 
Ginny said:
oh boy....i hope this involves use of your nightstick, officer....;)

*pads you down*

well...if you're good ma'am...I won't have to be too hard on you...
 
too hard is never a bad thang....<wink>......just don't use that Great Stuff stuff as lube on me.....pleaseeee....
 
Ginny said:
http://209.68.31.182/gsfam.gif

quick after work project on friday night i thought....my tim taylor like neighbor recently replaced his mailbox....he showed me how he simply chiseled a lil cement out...popped his old box out....and slid in a new one....he said....oh don't worry about using cement.....just get some Great Stuff....you know that stuff you can squirt into holes and stuff to insulate your house....

so earlier in the week....i zipped to home depot...got a chisel, new mailbox and a can of Great Stuff.....i'm fairly handy around the house....i thought....i can do this.....the pull down thingy was broken on our brick mailbox from an accident....so the whole box needed to be replaced....

well.....all i can say.......is......i'm a fucking dumbbutt fer sure....it took me an hour to "simply chisel the box out"....i was pooped...in a hurry....i just grabbed the can of foam crap and squirted away....never reading the directions.....squirting...wiping excess with my fingers......

word to the wise.....USE GLOVES.....that goddamn stuff is like superglue.....my fingers and nails felt like sandpaper within 30 minutes......yeah i know i'm a dumbass.....but mannn....those cans should have HUGE warnings for idiots like myself.....hell....it should be called.....Great Stuff Make Sure You Use Gloves.......on the fucking can.....

a couple of hours of soaking hands....peeling it off lil by lil....and an afternoon of yard work and pool play....few baths tossed in there......my fingers are finally non-lizard skinned like......

just thought i'd share......bound to be another idiot like me out there....somewhere.....who would squirt before gloving....;)

I'm sorry.... all those Do it you self shows ar BULL SHIT!! Take it from am General Contractor and formaer Carpenter.

Stick gardening... yuo can blame all your mistake to nature. :)
 
Ginny said:
too hard is never a bad thang....<wink>......just don't use that Great Stuff stuff as lube on me.....pleaseeee....

lol...you nut! Of course I wouldn't use GREAT STUFF as a lube...think about what it did to your hands...

I warned you ma'am...now i have to take you down to the station and strip search you...
 
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