Not So Erotic Books For Your Lover This Christmas

[Ginny]

Put Hemorrhoids and Constipation Behind You: New Treatment and Technology for 2 of Today's Most Common Yet Least Talked-About Problems
by Kenneth Yasny, Kenneth Yasney
$14.95 at amazon.com
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...002-1924591-9158417?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

"New treatment and technology for two of today'smost common yet least talked-about problems. Views on why poor colon health and hemorrhoids exist and methods to prevent colon problems."

 

[JazzManJim]

It's all about the ass with you, Ginny.

 

[Ginny]

butt of course, Jim...



search amazon...find some books...this is fun.....

 

[Ginny]

Fart Proudly
by Benjamin Franklin
$10.99 at amazon.com
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...002-1924591-9158417?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

"Everyone knows Benjamin Franklin was one of the great philosopohers of his time. But there was a side to him you were not exposed to in school--a bawdy, scurrilous side that was all too eager to ignite the fires of controversy. From time to time, he would put some of his satirical ideas down on paper. Fart Proudly is a testament to the rogue that lived inside the philosopher and statesman."

 

[tortoise]

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Hey you guys, whats the name of your book club? I want in!

 

[huskie]

It's all about the ass with you, Ginny.

That's why She's on my BUTTies list!!!

 

[TWB]

I liked Empire Falls. It has nothing to do with butts, really. I just read it a week ago.

 

[Ginny]

Who Cut the Cheese: A Cultural History of the Fart
by Jim Dawson
$9.95 at amazon.com
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/t...158417?v=glance&s=books&vi=reader#reader-link

 

[tortoise]

 

[Ginny]

lmao that one....

 

[Ginny]

 

[huskie]

You laugh but I'm really gona get this book for my wife.

 

[Ginny]

 

[Ginny]

 

[Ginny]

 

[celiaKitten]

How to Shit in the Woods is an international bestseller?!?

Jumpin Jesus on a Pogo Stick ... why am I waiting to write my novel?

 

[celiaKitten]

I actually own this book .. it's hilarious.

 

[celiaKitten]

For Dr. Hamlet

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0962633526.01._PE_PI_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

because it is his favorite food, after all .. *chuckles*

 

[Ginny]

lol celia.....the bedroom lit with candles....you're lying there spent.....i'm seeing him dashing to the kitchen...junk justa flopping....as he whips up an energy snacky for you both....running back....junk still aflopping....with a big bowl of steamy noodles...albita beer....and that hot sauce he likes that's not tabasco....oh yeah...crystal.....

 

[celiaKitten]

Take out the candles, substitute Zapp's for the ramen and you've got it about right

(heh, actually .. the Professor's a horrible food snob .. always gives me shit about eating ramen noodles .. but he had frozen pizza, so he can't tease anymore..lol)

 

[Ginny]

hopefully it was at least a DiGiorno.....and not a no-brandnamer....

 

[celiaKitten]

hopefully it was at least a DiGiorno.....and not a no-brandnamer....

Actually, I think it was a Fresheta...

At least good to know the man doesn't live on beer, Zapp's, coffee and cigarettes. I was getting curious..

 

[Ginny]

 

[Ginny]