Not really a virgin

[alt68]

alt68 = alt + 68
alt = alternate address for an established author
68 = you do me and I owe you one

Yes, I really am a Literotica author, (at least in my own mind). I have even written a few stories. A few have even been branded with a red 'H'. Unfortunately, a few have also attracted '1-bombs'.

The reason for the 'alt' is the belief that some of those '1-bombs' have nothing to do with the story itself, but are more likely a response to something I have posted on this message board. Hopefully the use of an 'alt' will minimize that sort of thing. I'm not suggesting that a person can't find out who I really am, but I can assure you that none of my postings will be worth the trouble.

In the past I have found many of the postings on this forum to be helpful and/or informative. I would like to contribute to the body of knowledge presented here. Hopefully, I can now do so.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Now everybody is gonna think that you're LC

 

[Saxon_Hart]

Now everybody is gonna think that you're LC

That was my thought exactly. But now I'm suspecting you......

 

[glynndah]

I'm pretty sure it isn't me.

 

[Saxon_Hart]

I'm pretty sure it isn't me.

Now that's exactly what a suspect might say. lol

 

[glynndah]

Now that's exactly what a suspect might say. lol

Damn!

 

[sr71plt]

And I'm not caring at all, so I guess it must be me (although it's a little late for me to be trying to do that). (Oops, was that a double blind--or is this a triple one?)

 

[Boxlicker101]

I have gotten quite a few one bombs because of the animosity of some posters toward me. Having an alt might cure that, but the problem is you have to abandon your ongoing characters.

 

[alt68]

I have gotten quite a few one bombs because of the animosity of some posters toward me. Having an alt might cure that, but the problem is you have to abandon your ongoing characters.

Thanks for the warning, however, it is my intention to use 'alt68' only for posting on the forums. I will continue to use my primary identity for posting stories.

My purpose in establishing this alt is to allow me to participate in the forums without having my forum comments lead to 1-bombs on my stories.

 

[StrangeLife]

My purpose in establishing this alt is to allow me to participate in the forums without having my forum comments lead to 1-bombs on my stories.

So next time you insult the trolls they're gonna 1-bomb all of us just to make sure they get you.

Thanks a lot!

 

[alt68]

So next time you insult the trolls they're gonna 1-bomb all of us just to make sure they get you.
Thanks a lot!

I really wasn't planning to insult anyone. I have found however that some participants in this forum will attack another forum participant simply because the other person has expressed an opposing view.

 

[StrangeLife]

I really wasn't planning to insult anyone. I have found however that some participants in this forum will attack another forum participant simply because the other person has expressed an opposing view.

How dare you say something like that!


I'm gonna go trash all our stories immediately!


Wait! I can't find them.

....

....

You're right. Your strategy totally works.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Now that's exactly what a suspect might say. lol

Red herring, lol.

I bet it's YOU

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Not me, I was born in the fifties, not the sixties. In the sixties I was having fun. It was the age of Aquarius and all that, free love, free drugs and free rock 'n roll.

I really don't remember much of the sixties.

 

[lovecraft68]

I'm going to go and check right now to see if this is me.

I'll report back when I have questioned all the voices.

 

[alt68]

I'm going to go and check right now to see if this is me.

I'll report back when I have questioned all the voices.

Nope, not me either.

 

[lovecraft68]

Nope, not me either.

Whew, that's a relief.

 

[patientlee]

Not me, I was born in the fifties, not the sixties. In the sixties I was having fun. It was the age of Aquarius and all that, free love, free drugs and free rock 'n roll.

I really don't remember much of the sixties.

I wasn't born in the sixties either.

 

[lovecraft68]

I wasn't born in the sixties either.

Yeah cling to those early seventies.

 

[Hypoxia]

I wasn't born in the sixties either.

I wasn't born in the sixties either. Nor the fifties. Beyond that, deponent sayeth not. Hey, how 'bout that disco, huh?

THREADJACK: One may regain their physical virginity with certain surgical procedures. Here at LIT, one may regain virginity merely by assuming an ALT identity. ¡Milagro! Miracle!

So, the question: How many here are:

* real virgins
* fake virgins
* revived virgins
* imaginary virgins
* none of the above

???

 

[Cruel2BKind]

I wasn't born in the sixties either. Nor the fifties. Beyond that, deponent sayeth not. Hey, how 'bout that disco, huh?

THREADJACK: One may regain their physical virginity with certain surgical procedures. Here at LIT, one may regain virginity merely by assuming an ALT identity. ¡Milagro! Miracle!

So, the question: How many here are:

* real virgins
* fake virgins
* revived virgins
* imaginary virgins
* none of the above

???

Correction

You can tighten your cunt with surgical procedures.

Having sex first time does not physiologically change you in any way. Unless you were rough or contracted a disease.

 

[walkerlong]

I'm a Virgo, for what it's worth. But not from the sixties.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Correction

You can tighten your cunt with surgical procedures.

Having sex first time does not physiologically change you in any way. Unless you were rough or contracted a disease.

Too bad this was the only cunt I knew...

http://www.militaryuniformsupply.com/files/us-army-garrison-male-ag-489-nsn-8405-01-334-1502.jpg

 

[Saxon_Hart]

Yeah cling to those early seventies.

Wasn't much earlier in the seventies than me. Only 37 hours and some minutes actually.

 

[patientlee]

Wasn't much earlier in the seventies than me. Only 37 hours and some minutes actually.

I wasn't quite so early in the seventies. You've got me by about 30 months.