Not only can't you ever really "know" anyone on line...

Dixon Carter Lee

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...you also can't fold a piece of paper in half seven times. Any piece of paper. And size. Any thickness. Try it. I double-dog dare you.
 
You know I thought I took the prize on stubborn Dix, but I bow to your inner mule. LOL
 
You also can't be anyone online, so stop perpetrating like you are the next big thing ya dimwits.
 
I tried everything from cheesecloth to tin foil -- I can't fucking do it more than six times. There must be some secret to the universe in all this...
 
Before the end of the day I shall fold a paper in half seven times or I will die trying.

Well ok I won't die trying, but I may get a few blisters on my fingers.
 
i folded it 8 times ... prove that i didnt :)

i think i maybe helped prove your first point though :p
 
sunstruck said:
You know I thought I took the prize on stubborn Dix, but I bow to your inner mule. LOL


I take that back. My husband gets the prize. He's currently standing here with two pairs of pliers trying to fold a piece of paper for the seventh time.

If he takes it down to the vice grip I may have to leave him.
 
No sooner did I say I would do it, then I did it..

And I can get a picture to prove it
 
sexy-girl said:
i folded it 8 times ... prove that i didnt

Easy. If you had folded it eight times a quantum singularity would have opened and the universe would have collapsed upon itself. I haven't seen that happen yet, ergo...


sexy-girl said:

i think i maybe helped prove your first point though

Somebody you "know" turn out to be married or something?
 
6 is the absolute limit. I have tested this once and based on that empirical evidence I have no doubt that it's absolutely impossible to go beyond 6.
 
I just tried tissue paper. It bends fairly well at 7, but it doesn't fold.
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:


Somebody you "know" turn out to be married or something?


no no you're meant to say oh my god you folded the paper 8 times how can that be true ... and therefore because the lack of proof either way i prove that you cant really know because its "online" ... but i forgot the laws of physics damn they always get in my way
 
Lasher said:
6 is the absolute limit. I have tested this once and based on that empirical evidence I have no doubt that it's absolutely impossible to go beyond 6.

God I love a man with confidence.
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:
...you also can't fold a piece of paper in half seven times. Any piece of paper. And size. Any thickness. Try it. I double-dog dare you.

Sure you can. You are working with a simple example of exponential mathematics. Seven folds, given that number of pieces of paper being folded doubles each time, is equal to folding 2 raised to the 6th power number of sheets, or folding 64 pages in half one time. A bit of a sloppy fold, but easily doable.

The problem is the length of the paper. The previous folds grow closer together to what you are folding, until you can't make a new primary fold anymore. Simply take an ordinary sheet of typing paper that happens to be... oh... say 150-200 feet long... and it can easily be folded in half seven times.

Try it. I double dog dare you.
 
takingchances42 said:


Sure you can. You are working with a simple example of exponential mathematics. Seven folds, given that number of pieces of paper being folded doubles each time, is equal to folding 2 raised to the 6th power number of sheets, or folding 64 pages in half one time. A bit of a sloppy fold, but easily doable.

The problem is the length of the paper. The previous folds grow closer together to what you are folding, until you can't make a new primary fold anymore. Simply take an ordinary sheet of typing paper that happens to be... oh... say 150-200 feet long... and it can easily be folded in half seven times.

Try it. I double dog dare you.

I fucking like this guy. Why can't you all be like him?
 
Dixon Carter Lee said:


In half, not bent.

Well in that case it's a cross between being bent in half a seventh time and being folded...

A night in a pair od vice grips should keep it folded.
 
You can do it with super-thin Japanese Washi-paper.
If you can do it without tearing that is.

yayati, cunning is not one of your qualities.
 
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