Not one to ever post but this had me laughing all day!

[Mastersaysimust]

Master and i speak online everyday.
He has been living for sometime now in a non English speaking country and has not had the benefit of keeping abreast with some of our newer English words and phrases.
So feeling a tad cheeky I ask...

"Master, what's crackalacking?"

There is a decent pause waiting for His response then He replies. "Ive thought about this and I'm not sure, but perhaps it is the motion whereby a cane is brought down swift and hard directly between the cheeks of one's ass?"

BDSM humour.......

 

[Jaded_One]

lol.. I love it... here are two quotes from a thread titled "Dangers of Dating a foreign chick"

Quote:
Originally Posted by islandman
Her: "Are you ready for later?"
Me: "What happens later?"
Her: "I"m going to blind you."
Me: "WTF? Why would you blind me?"
Her: "I might tie you up first."
Me: "Oh, you meant 'blindfold' and not 'blind'. Phew."
Her: "What's the difference?"

Originally posted by Berry Juice
That's too funny. I do that kind of mistakes too, occasionaly.

A few years back, my ex-boss took me to lunch because I didn't have my car that day,
so as a favor in return I told him "Tomorrow I am going to ride you for lunch".
He paused for a min and said "I'm looking forward to it"

(give you a ride)

 

[Mastersaysimust]

Love a laugh!

 

[IsabellaKing]

'Scuse me for butting in but...

What the hell's crackalacking?

 

[bluemoves01]

Never heard of it.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Means "What's Up?"

But I like your master's meaning much better!

 

[Mastersaysimust]

it has two distinctly different meanings now.... and thanks Stella, I was remiss in not having explained......and I too am determined to add this new fetish to my list of must do's