not new but funny

[NASCARaddicted]

a few days ago, I watched this tv show, where the peple could call and talk to a "psychatrist" (I think he is no real psychiatrist, but that doesn't matter).

The main topic of this show was: Unbelievable but true stories.

One guy called and said he was almost killed by a tv set that was thrown out of a window on the 2nd level of a building. Another guy called and said that he won in the lottery (I still don't know what's so unbelievable about a lottery win).

Anyway, the best story was this:

A guy had a big fight with his girlfriend. She left his flat. Some time later he got horny, so he ordered a callgirl. What a surprise: When he opened the door, the callgirl was the mother of his girlfriend ... of course, they had no sex, since they were both shocked. In the end, they both said, it would be best if this was kept as a secret.

Yeah, I know: it's neither a new idea, nor a rare idea (I guess). But just the idea of this guy facing his future mother-in-law, as a hooker makes me laugh.

Of course, there could be some other couplings, too. Like for example father and daughter. college Student and the teacher/professor.

By the way: The psychiatrist said, it would be best if he tells his girlfriend (the daughter) the truth about the mother ....

 

[handlebars69]

i always heard that one about the middle aged man gettign a callgirl and it ends up being his daughter

 

[A7inchPhildo]

By the way: The psychiatrist said, it would be best if he tells his girlfriend (the daughter) the truth about the mother .... [/B]

Now that is funny!

M "Hun, don't get angry please. There is just something I have to share with you."

F "It's ok darling you know you can tell me anything and I will understand."

M "Your mom is a whore."

F "What gives you the right to call my mom a whore!"

M "No really she is a whore, A cock sucking whore I tell you."

F "Well, your mother is no fucking prize either! What gives you the right to call my mothr a cock sucking whore? You fuckin' bastard! You ain't getting any sex tonight now!"

M "Nevermind, sorry I brought it up.

F "You will be sorry alright!"

M "Hey, can you hand me the phone?"

F "Why?"

M "I just wanted to call your mother."

F "What! What for?"

M "Just to see if she is busy tonight. You know just because I think she is a whore. That don't mean I shouldn't give her support. You know I think she may be in financial need."

F "So?"

M "In liew of the out come of tonights discussion I feel moved to donate to her cause."

F "Well if you think that will make it better between us you're mistaken."

M "Yea, that's what I was thinking. Well, I still think it is worth a try, willing to take the risk of being wrong!"

 

[handlebars69]

lol

 

[NASCARaddicted]

i always heard that one about the middle aged man gettign a callgirl and it ends up being his daughter

Yeah, I think they also mentioned this on one of this MTV Shows. "Urban Legends" or how it is called.

The interesting question is: who knows what happened after the father meets his whore daughter.

Imagine: a guy calls an callgirl service.

He was always hot for his own daughter, so whenever he orders a callgirl or visits a hooker, he makes sure that she looks similar to his daughter .... in his mind, this girl is not a hooker, it's his daughter.

So this one day, he calls the callgirl agency. He asks, if they have a brown haired girl, a little bit chubby, with big boobs. And if the girl would wear glasses (especially while they have sex) he would give her additional $25.
The callgirl agency tell him this: "I think we can send you Lisa, she sounds like a perfect match to your description. She looks very innocent, but when it comes to sex, she is very open. She loves to do blowjobs, and she loves to be fucked up the ass.
If you want, she can also wear a schoolgirls uniform and pigtails. And she can call you Daddy if you like that ....." - "Yeah, that would be great. (this sounds like an exact description of his own daughter) I am in this small motel, near this one highway ...."

1 hour later, this guy is sitting in the motel room, when someone knocks on the door. He opens the door.

On the outside, there is a brown haired chubby girl, with big boobs and glasses, wearing a schoolgirls uniform.
"Hello Daddy, I am back from school ...." when she looks into his face, she freezes "Dad ? What are you doing here ? Does Mom know that you cheat her with a hooker ?"
"No. But does she know that you work as a hooker ?"
"of course not. But I really need the money, so why not earn it with sex .... by the way: Dad: You still have to pay me my money: $250. As I said, I really need all the money that I can get. So maybe you just give me the $250 and I leave"
"Well, daughter: When I called the callgirll agency, I wanted to have sex. I don't pay $250 just for talking. So, why don't you come in and have some nice sex with Daddy"
"We can't do that. I mean, sure. many guys like the idea that I could be their daughter. Buit you are my real dad."
"So what ? When I called the callgirl agency, I wanted a girl that looks just like you. I always wanted to have sex with you. Fucking a hooker that looks like you was the closest that I ever got to it. And then: You wouldn't mind having sex with me, if I would be a stranger. But I am your Dad. You know me all your life. You trust me, don't you ? So why don't you want to help me and fulfill my dream of having sex with my own daughter"

Finally, she gives in and they have great sex ....

 

[handlebars69]

im almost positive someone already wrote that story.... i just cant remember the name