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Not into anal sex.....

How much are you into anal sex

  • Hell no, exit only!

    Votes: 13 15.7%

  • Tried it but not really into it

    Votes: 18 21.7%

  • Tried it, like it occasionally

    Votes: 18 21.7%

  • Into it and do it frequently

    Votes: 14 16.9%

  • Love it in the ass as much as the pussy or mouth!!

    Votes: 20 24.1%
  • Total voters
    83
Afterhours22

Afterhours22

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After being on here for some time, I've come to the conclusion that I must be an odd one out for not being into anal sex with my girl. If the girl I'm with at the time really wants it, then I will do it, but it's just not something I like. I feel that no matter how much she cleans herself there using enemas and such, after having sex, the room and myself and her, smells like shit. I HATE that smell and it makes me want to wretch right there. So my question is, am I the ONLY guy here that doesn't like anal sex???:confused:
 
I'll admit, I like the idea of it, but the execution is another matter altogether.
 
things may change

When I first became *ahem* "interested" in such things, anal sex of any kind turned me away. Over the course of many adventures later, I can now admit to being almost obsessed with anal play with my wife.
The funny thing is I have only grown fascinated with anal play with my wife...
 
I have to say I only have anal if I feel completely clean & "empty", sorry if that's tmi lol.

The room or us never smell afterwards though. I would say she isn't "empty."
I've never used an enema & maybe that's the problem, surely it gives you diarrhoea? I think you know if you're empty. ;)
 
For years and years I had zero interest. It's where chewed food came out. Exit, not an entry. Etc, etc, etc.
A couple of years before I got married I was dating a girl (not my wife) who was just a bit more than a little nuts. The sex was mind blowing - as is often the case with the crazy ones. One night, in the middle of pulling the sheets of the mattress as she rode away (she liked it on top), she just grabs my cock, presses it against her asshole, and tells me to fuck her in the ass. She eased herself down on to me, took a few slow strokes until she was comfortable, and then rode the hell out of me. She rubbed her pussy like a woman possessed and growled some of the most nasty, hot filthiness I've ever hear from the mouth of a man or woman in my life.
All I could do was hold on to the sides of the bed and try not to cum. She came, came hard, and screamed at me to cum in her ass, which I happily did.
She converted me. She had a whole drawer full of toys - plugs, beads, vibes, dildos - for her bum, and introduced me to the joys and pleasure center that is in my ass. If you think blowjobs are the bees knees, get one from a partner who knows how to slip a finger or 2 into your ass and rock your prostate. Whole new level of orgasm...Toe-curlers. Fuckin' toe-curlers.
We stopped dating eventually (dodged a bullet there - the great sex was not enough to offset the drama and unpredictable weather patterns) and I took all I learned from her and parlayed it into an incredible sex life with my wife. Anal sex is not a big part of our sex life, but it is an exciting and occasional treat.
Don't forget, it doesn't have to include, or even ever progress to penetration. A little tongue lick down there, a vibrator or slick finger pressed gently against the "door", all can be very stimulating and enjoyable down there. There are a whole mess of nerve endings and pleasure zones going on in and around the backyard.
Cleanliness is biggie. Shower before (get in there with the soap, clean it up good, then clean things again) and a pack or two of baby wipes close at hand will never be a bad idea.
And be aware of what's going on in your body. As mentioned in a post above, you have a pretty good idea if you're "empty", or if you have this morning's Taco Loco Breakfast Burrito brewing.
Be patient, have fun, explore your body(s), and enjoy. If a little mud shows up on the head of the turtle, don't freak out. Clean up, have a laugh, and carry on with what you're comfortable with.
 
Too much preplanning...

Emerson40 said:
For years and years I had zero interest. It's where chewed food came out. Exit, not an entry. Etc, etc, etc.
A couple of years before I got married I was dating a girl (not my wife) who was just a bit more than a little nuts. The sex was mind blowing - as is often the case with the crazy ones. One night, in the middle of pulling the sheets of the mattress as she rode away (she liked it on top), she just grabs my cock, presses it against her asshole, and tells me to fuck her in the ass. She eased herself down on to me, took a few slow strokes until she was comfortable, and then rode the hell out of me. She rubbed her pussy like a woman possessed and growled some of the most nasty, hot filthiness I've ever hear from the mouth of a man or woman in my life.
All I could do was hold on to the sides of the bed and try not to cum. She came, came hard, and screamed at me to cum in her ass, which I happily did.
She converted me. She had a whole drawer full of toys - plugs, beads, vibes, dildos - for her bum, and introduced me to the joys and pleasure center that is in my ass. If you think blowjobs are the bees knees, get one from a partner who knows how to slip a finger or 2 into your ass and rock your prostate. Whole new level of orgasm...Toe-curlers. Fuckin' toe-curlers.
We stopped dating eventually (dodged a bullet there - the great sex was not enough to offset the drama and unpredictable weather patterns) and I took all I learned from her and parlayed it into an incredible sex life with my wife. Anal sex is not a big part of our sex life, but it is an exciting and occasional treat.
Don't forget, it doesn't have to include, or even ever progress to penetration. A little tongue lick down there, a vibrator or slick finger pressed gently against the "door", all can be very stimulating and enjoyable down there. There are a whole mess of nerve endings and pleasure zones going on in and around the backyard.
Cleanliness is biggie. Shower before (get in there with the soap, clean it up good, then clean things again) and a pack or two of baby wipes close at hand will never be a bad idea.
And be aware of what's going on in your body. As mentioned in a post above, you have a pretty good idea if you're "empty", or if you have this morning's Taco Loco Breakfast Burrito brewing.
Be patient, have fun, explore your body(s), and enjoy. If a little mud shows up on the head of the turtle, don't freak out. Clean up, have a laugh, and carry on with what you're comfortable with.
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I guess I am just too much vanilla.... and I've been fortunate to have been with women that are satisfied with my cock in their pussies and mouths. The ASS where you take a shit out of, is just not for me... :cool:
 
I've tried it twice, didn't like it the first time and hated it the second.
 
My first time was with my ex wife, we both were pretty experienced sexually and this was the only thing we could do where we were both virgins.

Later I've only done it with women that either hinted or asked for it, but I have noticed that middle aged women seem more interested.
 
really when there's something so close by that's made for that why use a substitute? have tried it, thinks men feel it's a dominance thajng? even if they won't admit it! my OL :rose: and i are both very open and experienced before we met and this is one thing we don't need to try with each other.
 
well..

anal has never been a "priority"...dont get me wrong...it can be wonderful...if a woman has a submissive side...and its on her list of "needs"...im in (no pun intended"
or...after a lil reefer...ill be the agressor
but, on balance...im actually a missionary guy...i love looking,..staring in a womans eyes as we make love..or...as we just plain "fuck"
 
I have tried anal a few times and don't enjoy it. It really doesn't do anything for me and kind of hurts. Hubby likes to try it about once per year, but that's about the extent of our anal adventures. As I've said before in other threads... Not my fav!
 
jojodancer said:
anal has never been a "priority"...dont get me wrong...it can be wonderful...if a woman has a submissive side...and its on her list of "needs"...im in (no pun intended"
or...after a lil reefer...ill be the agressor
but, on balance...im actually a missionary guy...i love looking,..staring in a womans eyes as we make love..or...as we just plain "fuck"
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Who says you can't stare into a woman's eyes during (missionary-style) anal? It's actually quite a turn-on.
 
haven't really had the chance to experience that but i like watching it in porn.


just something about a woman taking it in her tight hole while she rubs her pussy.......its amazing to watch.
 
Afterhours22 said:
After being on here for some time, I've come to the conclusion that I must be an odd one out for not being into anal sex with my girl. If the girl I'm with at the time really wants it, then I will do it, but it's just not something I like. I feel that no matter how much she cleans herself there using enemas and such, after having sex, the room and myself and her, smells like shit. I HATE that smell and it makes me want to wretch right there. So my question is, am I the ONLY guy here that doesn't like anal sex???:confused:
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I'm with you. I have never done anal with anyone but I have played with a butt plug solo. It feels great going in and and for the orgasm but the cleanup is so nasty. Even if I give myself an enema.

For that reason, my wife and I have never tried. I do occasionally lick her asshole during sex (I switch back and forth, fucking and licking sometimes) only if there is zero smell down there.

The smell of shit kills my hard on faster than anything else.
 
StaciRay79 said:
I have tried anal a few times and don't enjoy it. It really doesn't do anything for me and kind of hurts. Hubby likes to try it about once per year, but that's about the extent of our anal adventures. As I've said before in other threads... Not my fav!
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