"Not Hard to Get Hard"

[sirhugs]

yet another promising title that needs a story.

Feel free to take it , or suggest a plot that suits.

 

[wishfulthinking]

Hmm, what about..."Hard To Get Soft" ?

 

[snooper]

She: What are you reading?
He: "Sex Made Easy".
She: You know you really need a book called "Sex Made Hard".

 

[sirhugs]

Hmm, what about..."Hard To Get Soft" ?

that could be the sequel

 

[sirhugs]

She: What are you reading?
He: "Sex Made Easy".
She: You know you really need a book called "Sex Made Hard".

He: " But around you it's Not Hard to get hard."

 

[wishfulthinking]

She: Oh, baby, you make my nipples all hard just by saying that.

 

[sirhugs]

She: Oh, baby, you make my nipples all hard just by saying that.

He: "And that's not all that's getting hard. Look under the sheet."

 

[wishfulthinking]

She: Oh my, you are sooo big and hard! And my nipples, they are really really hard! Everything is so hard, what can we do?

 

[sirhugs]

She: Oh my, you are sooo big and hard! And my nipples, they are really really hard! Everything is so hard, what can we do?

He " "Fucked if I know."

 

[wishfulthinking]

She: what does the fucking book say?

 

[sirhugs]

She: what does the fucking book say?

He:"It says you should be licking around the rim of my helmet while I kiss your chocolate drop nipples."

 

[wishfulthinking]

She: Then why are you just standing there?

 

[sirhugs]

He: I'm lying right here next to you. that's my cock that's upright, just waiting for an invitation."

 

[wishfulthinking]

She: that's what I like about you. You're not hard to get hard!

 

[snooper]

THE END.

 

[sirhugs]

She: that's what I like about you. You're not hard to get hard!

He: "But which end shall I put it in?"

 

[wishfulthinking]

He: "But which end shall I put it in?"

Shouldn't that wait for the sequel "hard to get soft"?

Snooper, where were you?

 

[snooper]

...Snooper, where were you?

At my daughter's wedding on Saturday. Recovering on Sunday. And I have the photos to prove it.

 

[wishfulthinking]

Congrats!!!!

Although I don't know if I want to see photos of you barfing up on sunday with a gigantic hangover



Next thing - grandkids!

 

[snooper]

Although I don't know if I want to see photos of you barfing up on sunday with a gigantic hangover

Your loss!

 

[MsLinnet]

Your loss!

Hi sweetie glad you had a great time, I wish I could have taken you up on your offer to be your guest.

As regard hard to get or not hard to get.

Richard (my boyfriend) well his daughter and I had a bit of a fling while on holiday, I plan to write it up some time but she didn’t play hard to get nor did I. The consequences should my boyfriend find out would be catastrophic.

There is the possibility of blackmail along the way with this one.

Love Linnet