Not going to beat around the bush

[Basia]

so I'll just be blunt. I really need a good shagging. I mean, clothes tearing, body aching, earth shattering shagging. Anyone up for it?

 

[pabloback]

is this a subtle womans way of hinting that you are feeling a littl e horny?
if you are



then count me in , i am raging to fuck

 

[Basia]

is this a subtle womans way of hinting that you are feeling a littl e horny?
if you are



then count me in , i am raging to fuck

Oh baby

 

[LukkyKnight]

My dictionary must be broken. I can't reconcile either "unfuckable" or "subtle" with what I'm reading here. Hm. Maybe I need a drink.

 

[Kol]

oh yea.....

I am definately ready for a wild clothes tearing naked fuck fest. I've been reading erotic for hours and now need someone to TOUCH me.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Me too.

 

[Basia]

Looks as though I have started a need to fuck trend

 

[freescorfr]

so I'll just be blunt. I really need a good shagging. I mean, clothes tearing, body aching, earth shattering shagging. Anyone up for it?

I wasn't then, but am now. Anyone for a shag before I go to Sainbury's for dishwasher salt?

 

[Cheyenne]

When I get this horny, friends from Lit get some interesting emails from me.

 

[JazzManJim]

No matter that I posted it a couple weeks ago.

What I need badly is still right here .

I'm still looking for a taker.

 

[freescorfr]

Right, then, it's off to Sainsburys to push the trolley with a hard on, pick up the dishwasher salt with a stiffy and queue at the checkouts imagining what it's like to fuck each and every female in range.

 

[morninggirl5]

No matter that I posted it a couple weeks ago.

What I need badly is still right here .

I'm still looking for a taker.

I'm still waiting for you to show up with the fairy dust.

 

[freescorfr]

Fairy dust morningirl for jazzmanjim when I've done my shopping barely concealing a Wallace monument of a pecker. Fairy dust - I forgot the bloody fairy liquid!!

To compensate for my insufferable randiness I bought Fair trade coffee - so the guatamalan coffee pickers can have their ounce of protein - but couldn't find organic dishwasher salt.

I'm horny, not environmentally friendly.

Oh yes and I bought sticky toffee pudding.

 

[lovetoread]

I need some hot,rough,just take me kind of sex.

Hmmm

Oh yes,thats what I need right now.

 

[MechaBlade]

Shagging? What are you trying to say? Come on, just tell us. I hate it when you tip toe around the word.



As for me, I just want to shove my dick so far up some cutie's asshole that when I cum, it'll shoot out of her mouth.

Yep, good sweaty sex is all I want.

MechaBlade

Oh, you too?

 

[Basia]

I still want some

 

[Ice Cold]

Well if there is a sign up sheet put me on it too.

I've been so prime lately, I have to kick the butcher's ass from making me the daily special.

 

[CoolCucumber]

So...ummmm.....Basia...where do I apply???
-CoolCucumber

 

[Kol]

Applications

So where's the form to fill out?

Do I have to give references?