Not getting any tonight...

[cheerful_deviant]

Somehow I don't think this is going to help his chances of getting any action in the near future.

MADRID (Reuters) - A Spanish man tried to have his wife charged with domestic abuse because she refused to have sex with him on five consecutive days, Spanish newspaper El Sur reported on Friday.

The middle-aged man from Seville -- the city of Don Juan and Carmen -- said her refusals amounted to "degrading treatment" and domestic abuse, a term used more often to describe wife-battering.

The judge shelved the case, Andalusia-based El Sur reported.

 

[impressive]

I'll lay odds that she'll quadruple that number of consecutive days before he has an ice cube's chance in hell of gettin' some.

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

He may as well join a monistary(sp?too lazy to look it up) or get a divorce.


Wicked

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Actually, his best chance is being named Mayor this December 28, during the Feast of the Innocent, Spain's version of All Fool's Day

 

[R. Richard]

I believe the problen here is bad writing. The article uses the word 'man' when it is obvious that the word 'boy' is correct.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I believe the problen here is bad writing. The article uses the word 'man' when it is obvious that the word 'boy' is correct.

I was thinking 'idiot' would be more fitting.

 

[Guest]

I was thinking 'idiot' would be more fitting.