Not exactly correct, Barry! 39 truths about "Obama"

Snopes is biased!

Unemployment numbers are rigged!

Polls are manipulated!

The media is controlled by liberals!

NONE OF THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING!
 
" Snopes is biased"


"How so?"



" It just is"


" Okay, but how is it biased?"


" You're a socialist"
 
MRS. GRETCHEN SMYTHE, CAROL'S NEIGHBOR IN FRESNO, RECENTLY SPENT THREE HOURS IN BECKY'S SALON STYLE TELLING ALL THE LADIES the TRUTH ABOUT CAROL:

1.) Still a virgin as a senior in college is what she told hubby - NOT EXACTLY, after drinking sangria all night last Summer Carol told me she can't remember who it was in high school but it had to have been someone in chemistry class, "At least two of the guys got me through the class. And I 'paid'. Oh, yes I did."

2.) Father Has Been a Role Model to Many - NOT EXACTLY, at least in the state of New York where he lives now there are no charges but I paid for a site that checks criminal records in all 50 states and territories. I found stuff in Nevada and Utah and I'm still looking for more. I think he changed names in the late 1980s.

3. Best chocolate marble cake in the county - NOT EXACTLY Girls, she brought some over to a neighborhood party so I tried it. Tasted like someone baked chocolate-flavored styrofoam.
 
It's always fun watching Miles and Vetteman whine when Snopes intrudes on their carefully constructed alternate reality cocoons. :)

Facts have a well-known librul bias, dontcha know. ;)
 
Barry Sorento, (spelling?)one of the names Obama has been known to use...

Who is he? Can anyone prove where he even came from?

We know he "owns" the media and they won't dare say a negative thing about him for fear of being labeled racist.
 
Barry Sorento, (spelling?)one of the names Obama has been known to use...

Who is he? Can anyone prove where he even came from?

We know he "owns" the media and they won't dare say a negative thing about him for fear of being labeled racist.

um he certainly doesn't own FOX news or the Wall Street Journal or Talk Radio or...well you get the idea. The problem is that YOU and the other right wingers never seem to notice the issues with the candidates on the right. Why is that?
 
Barry Sorento, (spelling?)one of the names Obama has been known to use...

Who is he? Can anyone prove where he even came from?

We know he "owns" the media and they won't dare say a negative thing about him for fear of being labeled racist.

How do you know that his name is Barry Sorento?

Please cite your sources.
 
Snopes is biased!

Unemployment numbers are rigged!

Polls are manipulated!

The media is controlled by liberals!

NONE OF THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING!
Latest three general polls have Romney tied or slightly ahead. (Obama still has the upper hand in the elector count though, that's the electoral college for ya.)

I wonder if "polls are manipulated" now in Derpistan, or if they're suddenly gospel again...




Funnily enough, both Rasmussen and Gallup now score Obasma's job approval at the highest it's been since the ganking of Bin Ladin.
 
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I didn't say his name was Barry Sorrento, it's just one of the names he's been known to go by.
 
I didn't say his name was Barry Sorrento, it's just one of the names he's been known to go by.
You admit that you don't know the name of the President of the United States. That's pretty backwoods ignorant, if you ask me.

I imagine that you know the name of the Confederate Party candidate. Probably dated him, too.
 
I didn't say his name was Barry Sorrento, it's just one of the names he's been known to go by.

"known to go by", by who?

You brought it up, so you must have some basis for understanding where it came from.

Please, enlighten us.
 
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