Not enough of you - cloning yourself

[hmmnmm]

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[hmmnmm]

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[wishfulthinking]

I'm happy with just one of me! I don't think I would like to miss anything.

But it would be nice if I had a clone that could go to work, and I could go in later and take over from them at a reasonable hour, say 10am.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

ever been in a stretch of life where you had to choose between more than one places to be/things to be doing? I've been in such a situation, wishing I could momentarily have two more of me. Another person PM'd me and said they would need six of themselves to be all the places and do all the things they'd want to do.
So...
How many clones of yourself would you like or need right now so you could be all the places you'd like or need and doing what you'd like or need?

Three of them, actually, for some serious business even.

But then, Jenn's not overly demanding, and Amber's got other options that keep the pressure off of me, and ALyssa... Well, for me, she'll wait.

Q_C

p.s. Okay, it was all bullshit. Not one of them would give me the time of day if I hit on them. But I can't have clones either, why not make the fantasy a good one, huh?

 

[Dar~]

I only want one me. Two or more would be to darrned confusing. Besides, if there were more of me, I'd probably get laid less, suck less cock, and get fewer smiles from my kids, who'd want that?

 

[hmmnmm]

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[ElizabethWest]

Never been that popular that I was needed in more than one place at the same time. I'm usually not wanted in once place at any given time...

But as for cloning yourself, each separate entity would have its own brain and thinking capacity. So your one true self would not be enjoying any of the activities that your clones are doing.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Might not have thought this thing through.
Might not understand cloning so well.
So let's say if a person wanted to: 1) go see a movie 2) go to the beach and watch the moonrise 3) wanted to stay home and do mostly nothing... and then let's add another something that they almost had to do but did not feel like it, like, say... I can't think of anything... you know what I mean.
So if they wanted to do all these things at once, and they cloned themselves... then would it be one mind trying to handle all these things at once? If so then the cloning would not solve the problem. Or does each cloned being have its own mind, or any mind?
But, as QC says, it is only fantasy. Probably a good thing.

Note to self: Discover the secrets behind cloning by re-renting "The 6th Day."

Don't worry, Hmmnmm, "Me and Delert's on the case..." (had a quick "Married... With Children" flashback)



Q_C

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Never been that popular that I was needed in more than one place at the same time. I'm usually not wanted in once place at any given time...

Not true. In fact, right now, you're wanted on my lap, and I'm willing to bet Hmmnmm is thinking the same thing. Take my word for it, he isn't right here.

Q_C

 

[Dar~]

Note to self: Discover the secrets behind cloning by re-renting "The 6th Day."

Don't worry, Hmmnmm, "Me and Delert's on the case..." (had a quick "Married... With Children" flashback)



Q_C

Hey don't rent, just come over I own it! I'll try and contain myself til the movie is over.

 

[Guest]

The many faces of vella

there are, already...many of me
ive a split personality disorder.



what?



oh come on... dont agree you shit!

 

[Liar]

I don't need a clone, I need a ghost writer for my boooooring but at least moderately income bringing freelance work. If I just had that, I could kick back and enjoy the rest of life to the fullest. If you're stressed, you're not doing it right.


Oh, and sending a clone to do fun things is futile. It would be the clone having fun and not you, unless the two could, like, hook up on your own home network afterwards and share memories.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Not true. In fact, right now, you're wanted on my lap, and I'm willing to bet Hmmnmm is thinking the same thing. Take my word for it, he isn't right here.

Q_C

Sounds lovely...What will you do to me if I sit on your lap?

 

[hmmnmm]

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[Quiet_Cool]

Sounds lovely...What will you do to me if I sit on your lap?

Whatever you want, or whatever you'll let me.

Hey don't rent, just come over I own it! I'll try and contain myself til the movie is over.

And don't contain yourself on my account.

Two of them. Shit! Now I do need a clone...



Q_C

 

[ElizabethWest]

Whatever you want, or whatever you'll let me.
Q_C

I'm an open book. Do you read Braille?

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I'm an open book. Do you read Braille?

I'm willing to learn, in this case. Might take a good bit of practice. Up for it?

Q_C

 

[ElizabethWest]

I'm willing to learn, in this case. Might take a good bit of practice. Up for it?

Q_C

I've got all weekend...

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I've got all weekend...

Sounds like Heaven..

Hey, clone, scram... Dude, get lost, I'm not sharing...



Q_C

 

[ElizabethWest]

Sounds like Heaven..

Hey, clone, scram... Dude, get lost, I'm not sharing...



Q_C

I believe he has lost interest. I'm all yours...

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I believe he has lost interest. I'm all yours...

He hasn't lost it, but the basement door only unlocks from this side...

Now, where were we?





Q_C

 

[ElizabethWest]

He hasn't lost it, but the basement door only unlocks from this side...

Now, where were we?





Q_C

*sliding gently across your lap, I lift my lips to yours..."

 

[Quiet_Cool]

*sliding gently across your lap, I lift my lips to yours..."

*Returning the favor... enjoying the damp warmth of soft lips*

*sigh* And you're how far away?

Q_C

 

[ElizabethWest]

*Returning the favor... enjoying the damp warmth of soft lips*

*sigh* And you're how far away?

Q_C

*I coax your fingers to the top button of my blouse as I invite your tongue deeper into my mouth...*

I don't know where you are...

 

[Quiet_Cool]

*I coax your fingers to the top button of my blouse as I invite your tongue deeper into my mouth...*

I don't know where you are...

*The buttons put up a fight, but not much of one. The front of your shirt is open in seconds, and my hands are sliding beneath the fabric there...*

With my bad luck, I'm about a million miles away from "is it made of lemon juice?".

Q_C